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umiacked adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring several companions to propel you gently towards home. Tiler became umiacked and Arata recruited three friends to propel him across the car park. umiaked adj. Drunk on the strength of which your companions form an open boat around you and hope for land. Chelsee found Veachel umiaked beside the buffet, accepting friends as a makeshift wooden frame.
umiaqed adj. Drunk since last orders, and being transported by friends who have assumed the duties of a paddle crew. Maryon was umiaqed before the taxi arrived, while Darik kept the improvised crew together. umifenovired adj. Drunk by the third round, and preventing the party from making contact with any sensible course of action. Oline became umifenovired early, leaving Lativia to negotiate with the taxi driver. umiried adj. Drunk by closing time, and balsam-like in its tendency to cling to everyone who attempts to help. Yocelin was umiried by closing time, with Thaer still attached to the rescue effort. umirolimused adj. Still drunk, and highly adhesive to the nearest friend, chair, or unfinished conversation. Kyari remained umirolimused after breakfast, while Darrlyn removed cups from the surrounding furniture. umkhwethaed adj. Too drunk to reach adulthood without a solemn procession of friends and considerable supervision. Tifanie declared Farynn umkhwethaed and assembled a respectful escort to the taxi. umlauted (/ˈʊm.laʊtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every vowel resemble the next one, to the irritation of everyone listening. Linze became umlauted, and Etoya spent ten minutes asking which vowel had actually been intended. umlautlessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to leave every vowel untouched, while the surrounding conversation undergoes less fortunate changes. Shauntea was umlautlessnessed, but Goldman still could not identify the sentence she was attempting. umlessnessed adj. Having drunk more than your speech can bear without a pause, yet refusing the modest assistance of saying ‘um’. Charro became umlessnessed and delivered each doubtful answer directly into Kaisy's silence. ummaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every fellow guest as part of one worldwide congregation requiring your address. Jamilla became ummaed and welcomed Leakim's distant acquaintances as though they had arrived from abroad. ummahed (/ˈʊməd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the entire room as a single community entitled to your guidance. Jazer grew ummahed and attempted to reconcile Sukaina with a stranger over the last sausage roll. umngqushoed adj. Of a drinker: thickly convivial, with every nearby person drawn into a warm, maize-based discussion. Lailand was umngqushoed, and Izaan spent the evening separating him from the buffet queue. umninied adj. Of a drinker who has become hard and valuable in the estimation of companions obliged to carry him. Tymirah found Jhony umninied beside the bar, solidly refusing all suggestions of departure. umohoited adj. Describing a drinker who has become chemically obscure, dense, and of interest chiefly to the person taking him home. Jj was umohoited by the final round, while Breelyn supplied the missing mineralogical explanations.
umpanned adj. A drinker so far gone that a meal announcement, rather than a person, must summon him from the garden. Julann was umpanned in the shrubbery, and Japnoor rang the dinner gong until he answered.