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umped (/ʌmpd/) adj. A drinker who adjudicates every disagreement, including those in which nobody else knew there was a contest. Kailia became umped and awarded the last crisp to Anorea after a lengthy private hearing. umpied adj. Having drunk more than a small, informal amount and declining to clarify the remainder. Chanequa was umpied by supper and treated the bill as a minor suggestion. umpiraged adj. The state of being drunk and presiding over the social proceedings long after the other officials have gone home. Charlot became umpiraged, while Maksen endured rulings on who had properly finished their drink. umpire-in-chiefed adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes charge of the entire gathering and appoints everyone else to subordinate duties. Giannie became umpire-in-chiefed and assigned Vahid responsibility for finding the missing umbrella. umpired (/ˈʌm.paɪ.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who presides over every conversation and calls time whenever another person speaks. Siddeegah grew umpired, and Levester was repeatedly penalised for attempting to leave the table. umpirered adj. Reduced by drink to an obsolete adjudicator, still prepared to settle disputes nobody has submitted. Ryun was umpirered, and Channy accepted his ruling on the ownership of an empty glass. umpireshipped adj. Softened by drink into an office rather than a person, occupied chiefly by whoever has not yet gone home. Muneeb became umpireshipped, leaving Kuron to escort the office towards the taxi rank. umpiressed adj. Sharpened by drink into an exacting female official, with the company penalised for every informal remark. Mashawn grew umpiressed and fined Erike a biscuit for interrupting the ruling. umpolunged adj. Still drunk, and reversing the polarity of every group conversation. Niyat spent supper umpolunged, turning agreement into mild opposition. umpressed adj. Too drunk to officiate without awarding the toss to whoever asks first. Williiam was umpressed by half-time and had forgotten which side was playing. umptekited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a grey rock as a complete mineral inventory. Martaveous became umptekited beside the garden wall and identified its constituents quietly. umptillioned adj. Having drunk enough to count an unspecified number as a perfectly reasonable quantity. Iver arrived umptillioned and ordered an umptillion small ones. umqanned adj. You have drunk enough to require a mound at the edge of the nearest drop. Ashvir grew umqanned near the terrace and selected the safest patch of gravel. umqombothied adj. You are drunk and giving fermented maize the respect usually reserved for a national institution. Maycle was umqombothied and discussed the merits of sorghum with the landlord. umraed adj. Drunk since last orders, and undertaking a lesser pilgrimage to the kebab shop. Monissa went umraed and made the kebab shop her final place of devotion. umrahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and embarked upon a modest pilgrimage to find the toilets. Nijai became umrahed and treated the corridor to the toilets as sacred ground.