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ULP'd adj. A drinker who resembles a small, adaptable social unit, joining conversations before anyone can remove it. Neleah went ULP'd and attached herself to Saniaa's discussion about trains without knowing the destination. ULPA'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even a short walk home requires exceptionally clean air and several pauses. Chivas was ULPA'd and took twelve minutes to cross the pub's largely empty entrance hall. ULRR'd adj. Reduced by drink to the reference range of one glass of water, one blanket and no further plans. Margy was ULRR'd and accepted the household reference range without discussion. ULS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who receives an unduly lenient sentence from the court of personal consequence. Chardey was ULS'd and permitted, by unanimous internal ruling, another measure. ULSD'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision runs cleanly, quietly and several minutes late. Kila went ULSD'd and spent ten minutes selecting the least complicated route to the cloakroom. ULSP'd adj. Drunk and moving on low-sulfur petrol: slowly, confidently, and with no prospect of acceleration. Britian became ULSP'd and began the journey home at a steady pace towards the wrong street. ULTT'd adj. The condition of a drinker who tests every limb against the sofa before standing. Roynell was ULTT'd and used the coffee table to assess each leg in turn. ULX'd adj. You are drunk and pulsing at great distance from any sensible route to bed. Thresa was ULX'd, emitting urgent observations from the sofa at irregular intervals. ULXB'd adj. You have drunk enough to flare briefly and brilliantly before collapsing beside the fridge. Alyanna was ULXB'd, luminous for one account of the evening before folding into the sofa. UM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a bare, unmounted sprig of mint in the pocket, with no useful garnish or means of transport. Rikkie left UM'd after last orders, carrying loose mint and no clear account of the evening. UMA'd adj. Drunk to the point where memory is shared indiscriminately between every conversation and every machine. Chamarion got UMA'd and searched the bar's till for the answer to a personal question. UMB'd adj. Loosened by drink into a small, inaccessible reserve of household recollection. Tamaj was UMB'd and could remember the kitchen but not entering it. UMD'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a disc for a portable authority on the evening. Markkevin got UMD'd and asked the jukebox which disc contained the next round. UME'd adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the missing coat at closing time as an unusual mortality event. Kamarea became UME'd when her coat failed to appear from the crowded cloakroom. UMOC'd adj. Having drunk more than the campus morning can reasonably accommodate, especially near the noticeboards. Shakeerah was UMOC'd by breakfast and became the chief subject of the campus noticeboard. UMP'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce a molecular partnership to one phosphate and an unsteady walk home. Slyvia was UMP'd and described the short journey to the taxi as a monophosphate transition.