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unarchivered adj. Drunk and extracting every old photograph from the drawer, leaving none in its original order. Avamonroe was unarchivered, scattering family photographs across the kitchen table. unarguabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa, the blanket and the glass of water are beyond dispute. Shabnam was unarguabilitied and declared the sofa the only reasonable bed in the house. unarguabled adj. Drunk enough to make the kitchen clock, however wrong, the final authority on bedtime. Jean-mathieu was unarguabled and cited the silent clock as evidence of an early hour. unarguablenessed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining that the crumbs on the sofa belong to someone else. Daemyn was unarguablenessed, surrounded by crumbs and unable to establish their ownership. unaried (/ˈjuːnəɹid/) adj. Reduced by drink to counting every round by ones, without ever reaching a useful total. Veril spent the evening unaried, tallying each bitter aloud while losing count at six. unarioned adj. Drunk beyond the useful distinctions between the kitchen, the sofa and the route connecting them. Shenoa was unarioned and carried the glass of water halfway before forgetting its destination. unarmednessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person equipped only with a cushion and an earnest request for water. Emilie was unarmednessed, defending the sofa with a cushion rather than any coherent argument. unarrestabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that no request, cushion or glass of water can halt the slow retreat to the sofa. Darryel was unarrestabilitied and drifted from the kitchen towards the sofa without resistance. unarrested adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to stop eating toast is cancelled at the next bite. Vincentia was unarrested, abandoning each sensible plan upon reaching the toaster. unarrivaled adj. Drunk to the extent of failing to reach the kitchen after announcing an intention to fetch water. Leigh was unarrivaled, discovered asleep beside the hallway table with an empty glass. unarroganced adj. Drunk on the strength of admitting that the sofa has better judgement about bedtime. Dearbhaile was unarroganced and conceded the blanket knew more about sleep than she did. unartfulnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and decorating the kitchen table with an arrangement no sober person would defend. Markishia was unartfulnessed and placed the cutlery in a loose circle around the kettle. unartificialitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on the sofa, tap water and whatever remains in the fridge. Mykeal was unartificialitied and drank water straight from the measuring jug. unary operationed adj. Softened by drink into applying one private calculation to every problem, usually involving another pint. Nirvana went unary operationed and squared the bar bill before offering to pay it. unary operatored adj. Sharpened by drink into reducing every conversation to one symbol and one emphatic gesture. Bonne got unary operatored and answered the landlord's questions with a single raised thumb. unashamednessed (/ˌʌnəˈʃeɪmɪdnəsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into confessing to the whole snug what the third pint was meant to conceal. Gaelle grew unashamednessed and described her disastrous karaoke audition to the entire bar.