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unaskabled adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every forbidden question as an invitation to improve the evening. Javis became unaskabled and enquired about the accountant’s marriage before the starters arrived. unaspirated hed adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce every word with a firm glottal stop and no breath to spare. Ragna became unaspirated hed and gave the barman each order with a clipped little catch. unassailabilitied (/ˌʌnəˌseɪləˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Slowed by drink to such certainty that no objection can reach the belief before last orders. Tashante sat unassailabilitied, defending the pub quiz answer long after the question had changed. unassailabled (/ˌʌnəˈseɪləbl̩d/) adj. Drunk and defending one modest opinion as though the Crown had commissioned it. Kedrian grew unassailabled over the proper order for a ploughman's lunch. unassailablenessed adj. Drunk to the point where every pub argument has acquired the force of settled law. Chade reached unassailablenessed and ruled that the jukebox could play only one song. unassemblered adj. Drunk enough to take apart a perfectly serviceable conversation, piece by conversational piece. Kayleemarie got unassemblered and separated the landlord's story into increasingly doubtful components. unassemblied adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in one social or grammatical arrangement. Birk went unassemblied after the fourth round, with his sentences and companions in separate places. unassertabilitied adj. Drunk beyond making any claim that could survive examination, including the claim that you are fine. Decklen became unassertabilitied and withdrew every opinion before anyone could disagree. unassertioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every decision hovering politely until someone else orders. Sammi sat unassertioned while the table chose supper and the pub chose another round. unassertivenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that even asking for the bill sounds like an optional suggestion. Geraldo became unassertivenessed and let the barmaid decide whether he wanted another bitter. unassessabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a conclusion reached before the question has been properly considered. Mehak became unassessabilitied and declared the mystery pie outstanding without tasting it. unassignabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer assignable to any table, coat, or companion. Bettina sat unassignabilitied between two stools, belonging to neither round nor party. unassignmented adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly removing duties from everyone, including yourself. Tysaiah went unassignmented and left the darts scorecard to whoever still knew arithmetic. unassimilabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and incapable of being absorbed into the evening's remaining arrangements. Mostafa remained unassimilabilitied, refusing to become part of the taxi plan or its luggage. unassimilablenessed adj. Still drunk, and possessing the settled quality of something the pub cannot absorb or send home. Mamy was unassimilablenessed in the corner, beyond incorporation into any departing group. unassisted suicided adj. Too drunk to require assistance in making the solitary decision to finish your own night. Taryl went unassisted suicided at the bar, ordering one final pint and quietly ending proceedings.