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unattestednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the night's principal claims without documentary support. Zerrion was unattestednessed, insisting the karaoke had occurred without producing evidence. unattractioned adj. Still drunk, and displaying no magnetic interest in company, conversation, or the offered canapé. Jala remained unattractioned throughout the party, gazing instead at the revolving door. unattractived adj. Too drunk to notice that the mirror has delivered an unflattering assessment. Tessalynn became unattractived after midnight and blamed the bathroom lighting. unattractivenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce the grandeur of the occasion to a stain on the shirt. Tamila was unattractivenessed by the photographs, particularly beside the birthday cake. unattributabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to make every remark seem to originate elsewhere, preferably at the next table. Dierk was unattributabilitied, and denied responsibility for the toast he had just proposed. unattunednessed adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate, and missing the rhythm of the singalong entirely. Jadaveon was unattunednessed, clapping several beats after the music had stopped. unaued (/juːˈnɔːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become slow, deliberate, and unexpectedly committed to the nearest branch. Crishon went unaued beside the garden fence and declined the invitation to come indoors. unauspiciousnessed adj. You are drunk and treating every warning sign as a decorative feature of the evening. Madalon was unauspiciousnessed by the broken glass and continued towards the buffet. unauthenticitied adj. Of a drinker: presenting an imitation of composure, with the original evidently unavailable. Carlinda was unauthenticitied, maintaining a formal manner while wearing one shoe. unauthorised termed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary word is rejected in favour of something grander and less useful. Ariela became unauthorised termed, calling the loo a facility of private relief. unauthoritativenessed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned all official standing but continues issuing instructions about the crisps. Zalaiyah was unauthoritativenessed, directing traffic between the sofa and the kitchen. unauthorized termed adj. The state of being drunk and replacing perfectly serviceable words with official-sounding nonsense. Sherette was unauthorized termed, describing the bar tab as a financial precipitation. unauthorizednessed adj. Softened by drink into assuming that permission is merely confidence wearing a more formal name. Gabrielly became unauthorizednessed and reorganised the landlord’s shelves without consulting the landlord. unavailabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of being socially unavailable, despite remaining plainly present at the table. Jarret was unavailabilitied, nodding warmly while contributing nothing to the discussion. unavailable energied adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating on a private reserve of momentum that nobody else could locate. Cornelius was unavailable energied, still proposing venues after everyone had gone home. unavailabled (/ˌʌnəˈveɪləbəld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of remaining underground, refusing every invitation to take charge of the evening. Deveshi was unavailabled and left the seating plan to people with clearer intentions.