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UA'd adj. Describing a drinker who has taken unauthorised absence from the remainder of the evening. Donte was UA'd before dessert, having left his responsibilities beside the cloakroom. UAC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone crossing a border without a responsible adult or a reliable sense of direction. Gregorita became UAC'd and required an escort from the pub door to the taxi. UAE'd (/juː.eɪ.iːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces an unrecoverable application error between ordering and paying. Every got UAE'd and tried to reboot the card machine by tapping it twice. UAGC'd adj. Still drunk, and presenting the same annual charge as though its fairness were self-evident. Leathan got UAGC'd and billed the whole table for maintaining his abandoned argument. UAP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an unexplained aerial phenomenon above the bed, usually involving one sock. Sayer woke UAP'd, having thrown a sock towards the ceiling during the night. UART'd adj. Drunk to the extent of transmitting thoughts serially, with a modest delay between each one. Denaeja became UART'd and delivered her account of the taxi in separate, evenly spaced portions. UAS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of remote instructions, moving through the pub without any pilot visibly aboard. Ashten got UAS'd and followed Aketzali's directions towards the exit, via the fruit machine. UAT'd adj. Of a drinker who has tested every available route home and accepted none as operational. Preesha got UAT'd at the station, rejecting the bus, taxi and bench as insufficiently reliable. UAV'd adj. Drunk beyond the need for a pilot, circling the conversation while friends maintain gentle remote control. Pegi was UAV'd and orbited the same anecdote until Kinly guided her towards the waiting car. Uarekenaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made several departures but remains near the coat hooks. Haileigh was Uarekenaed, having reached the door four times without leaving. uakaried adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, long-armed progress of a canopy-dwelling monkey. Claribell was uakaried and took several minutes to cross the room by furniture. uakitited adj. Drunk and containing vanadium, nitrogen, and no discernible plan for getting home. Shealin was uakitited, metallic in aspect and parked beside the vending machine. uayebbed adj. A drinker who has acquired five additional days to recover, despite the calendar’s objections. Krasimir became uayebbed and declared the working week extended by five administrative days.