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UB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving in ways no ordinary account of the evening can specify. John-paul was UB'd on the stairs, where his route altered whenever anyone tried to observe it. UBAL'd adj. Too drunk to regard a legally significant reading as a reason to stop driving the conversation. Erdal was UBAL'd and insisted the breathalyser was merely being conversational. UBC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and brushing every remaining thought in one direction before breakfast. Zihanna was UBC'd, sweeping the crumbs into one corner without noticing the untouched plate. UBE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who sends the same unnecessary message to everyone available. Brynae got UBE'd and invited the entire address book to breakfast. UBI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and distributing promises of regular unconditional support. Sebern got UBI'd and offered every table a standing allowance of crisps. UBO'd adj. Softened by drink into a trust with business ambitions and no visible person in charge. Calbe went UBO'd and left Kastle responsible for every coat, tab, and unprofitable undertaking. Ubaidianed adj. You are drunk and living temporarily among the kitchen's oldest surviving arrangements. Jacelle was Ubaidianed, constructing a small settlement from bowls beside the sofa. Ubered (/ˈuːbə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: delivered from the pub to the sofa, with the kitchen water left for later. Roselyne was Ubered home and found the sofa before remembering the glass of water. Uberficationed adj. Describing a drinker who has outsourced the journey from pub to sofa, but not the walk to water. Kie was Uberficationed, waiting for the sofa to arrange itself beneath him. Uberificationed adj. A drinker who has turned domestic recovery into an on-demand service, with water supplied to the sofa. Yianna was Uberificationed and rated the delivered glass of water four stars. Ubiied adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub’s far bank seems an entirely reasonable place to launch an expedition. Yosgard went Ubiied after the bitter and began planning a crossing of the beer garden. Ubunteroed adj. Drunk to a degree that every problem at the bar appears solvable by opening another window. Madalynn got Ubunteroed and tried to improve the landlord’s till with a borrowed keyboard. Ubykhed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the far end of the bar as a distant frontier. Telethia went Ubykhed and regarded the dartboard as an unexplored border. ubacked (/ˈuː.bækd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the shaded side of the mountain seems the obvious direction home. Cnya was ubacked and sought the north-facing slope behind the pub. ubasuted adj. Drunk enough to abandon a senior relative on a remote hillside, though preferably only the shopping. ubed (/ˈʔubed/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing purple yam from a perfectly respectable nightcap.