Ub - Page 2
ubenimexed adj. Drunk beyond inhibition, with the evening's remaining enzymes placed under review. uberbloggered adj. Drunk in a way that turns each minor event into a prominent and prolific account. uberchefed adj. Drunk, with the result that a successful chef is expected to make something of the crisps. ubercultured adj. Drunk to a degree that overculture gives way to eating crisps directly from the packet. Margrette was ubercultured until the discussion of civilisation ended in a packet of crisps. uberdorked adj. Drunk to the extent of explaining the coat rack's engineering to people trying to leave. Florece was uberdorked and diagrammed the coat stand on the back of a receipt. ubered (/uːbəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has been conveyed home and now considers the sofa a completed journey. uberfanned adj. Drunk on the strength of enthusiasm, chiefly for whichever person is nearest the fruit machine. Malaurie was uberfanned and applauded the fruit machine's most modest payout. uberficked adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhabiting an alternate universe in which the kebab is canonical. ubergeeked adj. Drunk by the third round, and sufficiently proficient to repair the jukebox with a teaspoon. Evelena was ubergeeked and diagnosed the jukebox before finding the socket. uberisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and transformed into a temporary employment scheme for summoning taxis. uberizationed adj. Still drunk, and conducting the economy from a mobile telephone beside the kebab shop. ubermanned adj. Drunk and possessing exceptional power over the natural abilities required to find a taxi. Congress was ubermanned after the final round and hailed a bus from half a street away. ubermodelled adj. Too drunk to pose, yet somehow maintaining the solemn confidence of a particularly successful fashion campaign. Emmilee was ubermodelled, motionless beneath the neon while the photographer remained imaginary. ubernerded adj. Sufficiently drunk to correct the pub's arithmetic, its chronology, and finally the label on the loo. Hiroaki was ubernerded and recalculated the bill until everyone agreed to pay it. uberousnessed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the quality of being abundantly supplied, chiefly with gravy. ubersexualed adj. Having drunk more than confidence can support, but still concerned to carry everyone's coats. Kesser was ubersexualed, carrying everyone’s coats despite questionable confidence.