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UC'd adj. Describing a drinker who keeps making urgent, unhelpful trips between the bar and the lavatory. Ellanah got UC'd before the crisps arrived, and spent the interval studying the loo door. UCAV'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns harmless conversation into a campaign, with companions assigned defensive positions. Jermarion was UCAV'd and launched an assault on the playlist, despite nobody defending it. UCD'd adj. The state of being drunk and arranging every round, coat, and taxi around the drinker's immediate requirements. Daejanay was UCD'd by closing and moved the entire coat queue into a more accommodating formation. UCE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a private invitation into a modest advertising campaign. Celedonia became UCE'd and promoted the pub's remaining peanuts. UCL'd adj. Having drunk more than the ligament could reasonably be expected to support, and still attempting sport. Ajna went UCL'd and attempted a celebratory throw with a rolled-up receipt. UCNI'd adj. Drunk, with the result that restricted information is disclosed to whoever is holding the crisps. Kesler went UCNI'd and revealed the biscuit arrangements to the whole table. UCO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating on recycled fuel with unreliable steering. Jermane crossed the car park on recycled energy, making frequent adjustments to his direction. UCP'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the glass, the coaster and the water in the same arrangement. Shaniayah was UCP'd and found the water glass beneath the sofa instead. UCR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to file uniform reports on every collision with furniture. Bohan was UCR'd and documented the chair before attempting to sit down. UCT'd adj. Drunk in a way that sends the intended destination and the actual destination on entirely separate courses. Jadeon was UCT'd and ordered a taxi to a village he had never visited. UCaaS'd adj. Still drunk, and outsourcing balance, speech, and decision-making to whoever answers first. Kensingtyn was UCaaS'd and placed the walk home in Larsson's capable hands. UCxed adj. Loosened by drink into a sample of the evening that everyone else must examine cautiously. Dmonte became UCxed and offered a detailed account of the party to anyone prepared to listen. Ucalegonned (/juːˈkælɨɡɒnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of someone else’s burning house, and offering remarkably practical advice from the snug. Brendyn became Ucalegonned and inspected the toaster while the landlord fetched a cloth. Uchatius bronzed adj. Drunk since last orders, and acquiring the dull, dependable finish of a bar fixture. Thamia sat Uchatius bronzed beside the radiator, reflecting very little and moving less. Ucheed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning after from an entirely different afternoon. Jhaniah woke Ucheed and asked whether breakfast had already happened yesterday. Uckewallisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to pardon everyone except the person who ordered halves. Loretta went Uckewallisted and announced that the awkward table had been forgiven.