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UDA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the table must communicate by gesture and keep valuables accounted for. Alean was UDA'd, while Janya pointed silently towards the waiting taxi. UDAA'd adj. Having drunk more than was wise to drive away with an automobile, or what is confidently mistaken for one. Nikea became UDAA'd and attempted to leave in a neighbour's wheelie bin. UDCA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has been abbreviated to bile, initials, and an early night. Farina became UDCA'd and could manage only the initials of her intended speech. UDD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the company to develop itself according to your increasingly active suggestions. Sharva got UDD'd and demanded that the supper party iterate from its own feedback. UDF'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to format the evening once, universally, and with no prospect of recovery. Karolynn got UDF'd and attempted to format the pub's entire conversation. UDG'd adj. Drunk on the strength of replacing ordinary remarks with private symbols comprehensible chiefly to yourself. Tanusha went UDG'd and substituted a private symbol for the name of every acquaintance. UDI'd adj. Of a drinker who has declared independence from the party, the tab, and all sensible advice. Tevin went UDI'd and announced he was leaving, while remaining firmly seated beside the pumps. UDMH'd adj. Loosened by drink into a volatile compound of confidence, poor timing and unexpectedly forceful decisions. Muskan got UDMH'd and attempted to settle the karaoke queue by issuing launch instructions. UDP'd adj. Still drunk, and conducting a two-part molecular exchange whose practical outcome is finding the lavatory. Jayda was UDP'd and divided the journey to the toilet into two carefully announced stages. UDPGA'd adj. Too drunk to pronounce the compound, but sufficiently composed to attach a sugar acid to the evening's final mistake. Abdourahmane became UDPGA'd and attempted to conjugate his coat with the cloakroom. UDT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though your own category were a recognised data type. Idaly became UDT'd and insisted that each guest belonged to a distinct personal classification. Udaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and divided cleanly between dark determination and conspicuous retreat. Keidy was Udaed, black of mood at the bar and white of purpose near the door. Udasied adj. Still drunk, and treating the quietest corner of the pub as a suitable place for severe contemplation. Kamil remained Udasied in the snug, declining conversation with ascetic patience. Udehed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the distant end of the bar seem both familiar and unexplored. Agena became Udehed and set off towards the fruit machine with expeditionary purpose. Udied adj. Too drunk to distinguish ancestry from the name of the man who has just bought the round. Kniko went Udied and asked whether the barman was an ancestor or merely generous. Udihed adj. Having drunk enough to make the far corner of the pub feel like the whole remaining world. Atesha was Udihed and guarded the corner table as though it marked the edge of civilisation.