Udmurted
udifluvented

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Udmurted adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can accommodate, and speaking to the wallpaper instead. Hiilei went Udmurted after the cider and addressed the wallpaper about local government. Udmurtianed adj. You have drunk enough to give every seat in the pub a regional allegiance. Gayanne became Udmurtianed and assigned the bar stools competing identities.
udad dalled adj. Drunk and reduced to a warm, leguminous presence on the nearest soft furnishing. udaded adj. Loosened by drink into a warm domestic consistency, with the kitchen gradually becoming optional. udalered (/ˈjuːdələ(ɹ)d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has secured sole tenure of the safest chair and is defending its boundaries. udalfed adj. Reduced by drink to a humid-soil temperament: cracked under pressure and slow to recover its shape. Ashutosh was udalfed, splitting his explanation into wide pauses beside the bar. udalled (/ˈjudəld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the freehold of a patch of floor and will not surrender it. udallered adj. Sharpened by drink into a proprietor of the floor, with every unsteady step treated as a legal boundary. udalmanned adj. Loosened by drink into a hereditary landholder whose knees have abandoned the tenancy agreement. udanded adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the room on terrain that plainly has no intention of assisting. udarniked adj. Slowed by drink to the productivity of a worker whose principal output is locating the next step. uddered (/ˈʌdəd/) adj. Drunk and relying on a broad, low centre of gravity, with the arms deployed for practical support. udderfuled adj. Drunk to the point where every pocket, hand and available surface is full, though none contains what is wanted. udepted adj. Drunk enough to remain damply rooted in place while insisting that the floor is changing. uderted adj. Drunk past the point of walking smoothly, with brief, deep cracks appearing whenever the legs are asked to turn.
udifluvented adj. Drunk beyond ordinary direction, carried from one conversation to the next like loose material in a river.