udifolisted
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udifolisted adj. Of a drinker who has given every coat in the pub a separate name before last orders. udipsammented adj. Describing a drinker who has absorbed the evening's dampness and is settling into the pavement outside.
udivitranded adj. A drinker who has become glassy, humid and difficult to move after the final round. udjated adj. A drinker so far gone that the eye on every Egyptian souvenir appears to supervise last orders. Mirinda became udjated and asked the barman whether the eye had approved another round. udoed (/ˈuː.dəʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a bundle of Japanese spikenard for the coat intended for the journey home. udolled adj. Reduced by drink to a damp, dark patch beside the cloakroom, awaiting collection. udometered adj. Softened by drink into a rain gauge, measuring the weather from the shelter of the doorway. udometried adj. Sharpened by drink into a rainfall statistician, recording the walk home in millimetres. Bertena grew udometried and estimated the route home by rainfall rather than distance. udonellided adj. Drunk and flattened into the morning, attached to whatever surface offers the least resistance. Sharon was udonellided across the sofa, contributing nothing beyond occasional movement. udonned (/ˈuːdɒnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a long, yielding line between the bar and the nearest available coat. udorthented adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person crossing town while reconsidering every paving stone. udoteaceaned adj. Drunk and spreading through the departing party in green, branching conversations about coats and taxis. udoxed adj. Drunk to the point where the humid night and the pub seem to have exchanged addresses. udued adj. Drunk enough to turn an empty jug into a percussion section during the journey home. Shaqueil became udued and tapped the taxi door in a careful rhythm.
udulted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an established route home from a new one through the car park.