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UE'd adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the household equipment for an extension of their own person. Ladontae was UE'd and carried the remote, mug and blanket as though fitted with them. UEA'd adj. You have drunk enough to place every operation inside a larger algebra and then lose the notation. Jyvon got UEA'd and described the bar tab as an object with several incompatible products.
UEL'd adj. Drunk enough to regard the upper explosive limit as a sensible personal target rather than a warning. Lazaya was UEL'd and announced that the evening had reached its maximum, then ordered doubles. UEM'd adj. Still drunk, and attempting to manage the evening's experience after the evening has ceased to cooperate. Sybastian was UEM'd outside the pub, assigning responsibility for the missing scarf to the group. UEN'd adj. Drunk beyond accepting any identification except the one you have just invented for yourself. Rochell got UEN'd and introduced herself to the barman using a number she had written on a receipt. Ueyed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to leave becomes an officially sanctioned change of direction. Kerian was Ueyed and treated the walk home as a sequence of municipal reversals. ueV'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a minute electrical quantity, perceptible chiefly when arguing over trifles. ued (/ʌd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one vowel, repeated until the pub's remaining patience is exhausted. Mayble was ued, repeating the vowel over breakfast until the pub’s patience expired. ueyed (/ˈjuː.id/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and committed to a U-turn whenever the journey begins to make sense. Tanekia was ueyed, reversing neatly whenever the taxi rank came into view.
uezded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a modern administrative district from an imperial one, but confident enough to lecture on both.