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UFA'd adj. Loosened by drink into negotiating every landing as though balance were an unrestricted free agent. Dayle was UFA'd and transferred allegiance from the banister to the wall. UFCS'd adj. Having drunk enough to call every movement directly, without the usual intervening coordination. Xithlaly was UFCS'd and sent one foot straight towards a step without checking it. UFD'd adj. Drunk in a way that factors every decision into prime errors, with no remainder of judgement. Zikora became UFD'd and broke the evening into several irreversible choices, each defended as fundamental. UFH'd adj. Softened by drink into a warm, unbroken presence that the morning cannot easily circulate. Jaelyne was UFH'd beneath two duvets, declining all suggestions of breakfast. UFL'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a flammable limit from an encouraging recommendation. Alaejah was UFL'd and treated the kitchen's warning label as a drinks suggestion. UFO nested adj. The drunkenness of one who has left a circular impression in the morning and claims it came from above. Nerely woke UFO nested, surrounded by a perfect ring of crumbs and no account of landing. UFO peached adj. Reduced by drink to a flattened, easily bruised version of yourself, best handled after breakfast. Radhames woke UFO peached, lying softly among the pillows and objecting to sharp edges. UFO religioned adj. Softened by drink into expecting the morning's explanations to arrive from somewhere above. Fallou woke UFO religioned and searched the ceiling for guidance on the missing wallet. UFO religionisted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every unexplained morning event as evidence of visitors. Emelee became UFO religionisted before breakfast, taking the kettle's click as a transmission. UFO'd (/ˌjuːɛfˈəʊd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a hovering object above the breakfast table, awaiting a message from mission control. Trinida sat UFO'd over the toast, unable to establish contact with the marmalade. UFOered adj. Drunk to the point where every unexplained mark on the ceiling has been personally witnessed. Keeva was UFOered by breakfast and gave a careful account of the ceiling stain. UFOlogied adj. Drunk enough to classify celestial rumours, distinguish abduction narratives and correct the terminology of strangers. Jahdae became UFOlogied and lectured the taxi driver on evidential standards. UFOlogisted adj. Drunk and investigating aerial phenomena with the gravity normally reserved for peer review. Jodie-mae became UFOlogisted and interviewed three strangers about lights over the car park. UFOnauted adj. Drunk beyond terrestrial navigational competence, yet prepared to pilot or board anything luminous. Lutisha became UFOnauted and attempted to board the illuminated advertising vehicle. ufenamated adj. Sharpened by drink into a topical remedy for every ache, including several invented during the evening. Billie-jane became ufenamated and diagnosed the landlord's elbow from across the bar. ufiprazoled adj. Loosened by drink into a proton-pump disposition, permitting every suppressed opinion to rise without restraint. Sabelle grew ufiprazoled and released her objections to the seating plan.