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ufocaled adj. Slowed by drink to the apparent centre of an aerial mystery, where all explanations become circular. Ferando stood ufocaled beneath the lampshade, conducting an inquiry into its movements. ufoed adj. Emboldened by drink to identify ordinary aircraft as visitors from elsewhere, preferably before witnesses. Katerina became ufoed and summoned the table to inspect a commercial flight. ufologied (/ˌjuːˈfɑləd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating the study of unidentified craft as an evening's minor interest. Kenedee was ufologied and devoted the remainder of dinner to extraterrestrial taxonomy. ufologisted (/ˌjuːˈfɑləd͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every unexplained movement acquires a pilot, a witness and a file number. Xoey grew ufologisted and catalogued the landlord's unexplained passage through the doorway. ufonauted adj. Drunk in a way that places the person simultaneously at the controls and among the passengers. Shylin was ufonauted, piloting the conversation while insisting someone else had boarded it. ufraed adj. Drunk, with the result that a rice disease becomes the preferred diagnosis for personal deterioration. Bronislawa became ufraed and blamed the evening's collapse on a nematode. ufufunyanaed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary morning nerves are attributed to potions, spirits, or both. Jerrimiah was ufufunyanaed, blaming the kettle for the unease in his stomach. ufufunyaned adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary apprehension is attributed to potions, spirits or both. Velissa grew ufufunyaned and treated the squeaking chair as a supernatural visitation. ufufuyaned adj. Drunk to the extent of converting mild unease into a culturally elaborate account of possession. Hli became ufufuyaned and explained the missing glass through ancestral interference.