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UG'd adj. You are drunk and applying one private grammar to every language, including silence. Joana became UG'd and corrected the punctuation of a shrug. UGC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish private material from publishable contribution, and distributing both with equal conviction. Elaena went UGC'd and uploaded the table's conversation before anyone had finished speaking. UGF'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you operating as a private facility beneath ordinary supervision. Prachi got UGF'd and conducted the last round from a shadowy corner of the snug. UGG'd adj. Having drunk more than a boot can reasonably support, and proceeding nevertheless in pairs. Ethil was UGG'd and crossed the wet pavement with considerable footwear-based optimism. UGV'd adj. Drunk, with the result that forward motion continues across the ground while steering becomes communal. Jlee was UGV'd and crossed the pub by successive impacts, escorted by Lindwood. UGW'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a desired weight from a reasonable one. Peggyjo was UGW'd and announced a target involving the dessert trolley. Uganda grassed adj. You are drunk and growing steadily across the evening, leaving little room for anyone else. Pryor went Uganda grassed and spread from one end of the bench to the other. Ugandan affairsed (/juːˌɡændən əˈfɛəzd/) adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening’s private business everybody’s concern at the bar. Ovella went Ugandan affairsed and discussed the landlord’s private arrangements over pork scratchings. Ugandan discussionsed adj. Describing a drinker who has confused confidential conversation with a practical demonstration. Astera became Ugandan discussionsed and conducted a lengthy, unnecessary conversation behind the fruit machine. Ugandan giraffed adj. A drinker who has grown chiefly upwards, addressing the bar from an impractical height. Tanvika went Ugandan giraffed and stooped beneath the hanging lamps to order bitter. Ugandanned (/juːˈɡændənd/) adj. A drinker who absorbs the evening's remaining uncertainty and carries it as far as the taxi rank. Madaline was Ugandanned after last orders, taking responsibility for three missing coats and a bus ticket. Ugandannessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary pub ritual has acquired a solemn national character. Analaya became Ugandannessed and treated the ringing till as a ceremonial announcement. Ugly Americanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a few rounds, and still issuing unsolicited instructions to the hotel staff at breakfast. Bulut arrived Ugly Americanned, rearranging the breakfast table without consulting anyone present. Ugrianed adj. The state of being drunk and descended, by conversation, from anyone who has ever held a pint. Charles-xavier went Ugrianed and reconstructed his family tree on the back of a coaster. Ugricisted adj. The condition of a drinker who analyses every mispronunciation while making several of his own. Riliegh became Ugricisted and corrected the barman’s wording between gulps of ale. ugalied adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a dense, communal porridge of opinions. Leianah grew ugalied and served the table a thick helping of unsolicited advice.