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UHB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and propelling conversation with the noisy certainty of a bypass engine. Klair went UHB'd and powered through three subjects before anyone could reply. UHC'd adj. Having drunk more than the calendar can reasonably account for, in any era. Rayshonda was UHC'd and dated every receipt according to a different century.
UHD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who sees every coat, puddle and streetlamp with unnecessary clarity on the way home. Deborah became UHD'd and described the taxi's upholstery in remarkable visual detail. UHF'd adj. Drunk to the point where every remark reaches the entire room at maximum social range. Arius got UHF'd and Robena heard his opinion from the far end of the garden. UHFT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a rapid trader of drinks, taxis and contradictory plans after last orders. Gurnoor got UHFT'd and attempted to exchange a final pint for immediate transport home. UHI'd adj. You are drunk and noticeably warmer than the surrounding pavement. Turkesha was UHI'd and made the small courtyard uncomfortably warm. UHMW'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired considerable molecular weight and remains attached to the bar through closing time. Abhir was UHMW'd and required two colleagues to separate him from the counter. UHMWPE'd adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose supposedly durable plans part company at the cloakroom. Ambreen became UHMWPE'd and left the pub with a coat belonging to nobody present. UHP'd adj. Reduced by drink to a state of such purity that only neat intentions remain after the rounds. Oliviaann was UHP'd and rejected the taxi because its route involved an unnecessary detour. UHPC'd adj. Having drunk more than the supporting structure can reasonably bear, yet maintaining a remarkable compressive strength. Beric was UHPC'd but still managed the narrow staircase without touching either wall. UHS'd adj. Drunk and possessed of hair that has rejected both order and the assistance of the assembled party. Shailin arrived UHS'd, while Leban attempted a rescue with water and a theatre programme. UHT milked adj. Loosened by drink into something over-processed, separated from freshness, and best poured cautiously. Jalayne woke UHT milked, requiring vigorous stirring before she could discuss the evening. UHV'd adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats the last round as a high-voltage event requiring a formal announcement. Sharlan was UHV'd and made the barmaid aware that closing time had arrived electrically. uhaloaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing on every doubtful plan with soft-stemmed confidence. Antoniyah arrived uhaloaed and proposed settling the dispute beside the bins. uhed (/ʌːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single hesitation, and prepared to build a decision upon it. Dequann went uhed and treated one uncertain sound as permission to leave.
uhlanned (/ˈ(j)uːlənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and charging into delicate conversations as though carrying a lance. Jasiana became uhlanned and challenged the quietest guest to explain his principles.