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UI'd adj. Drunk and treating temporary financial cover as a licence to reject every available shift. Harmonie-rose got UI'd and turned down work because the bus journey seemed administratively excessive. UIC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to assign everything an official code, including the objects found beside the bed. Janeida got UIC'd and catalogued the bedside glass before discovering whose room it was. UID'd adj. Drunk on the strength of identifying each object uniquely, including objects already in your hand. Carrianna got UID'd and labelled every glass before deciding which one was hers. UIID'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and drafting formal documents for equipment nobody has requested. Okoye got UIID'd and prepared a specification for the pub's least reliable microphone. UIM'd adj. Having drunk enough to explain your motor insurance arrangements to everyone else in the car. Biaggio spent the taxi journey detailing uninsured drivers, thoroughly UIM'd. UIgG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to investigate the group for evidence of inherited indiscretions. Muaad got UIgG'd and began asking relatives questions normally reserved for medical appointments. Uied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the route home resemble a series of unfinished turns. Semiyah was Uied, pausing at each corner to reconsider the previous one. Uighured adj. Sharpened by drink into the conviction that a blunt pencil is the evening’s principal adversary. Demona became Uighured and demanded a sharper pencil to sign the receipt. Uigoured adj. Loosened by drink into an obsolete form, with the practical consequence of mislaying one’s modern trousers. Keyeria became Uigoured and searched the cloakroom for a garment no longer fashionable or present. Uinta chipmunked adj. The drunkenness of one who has hidden the evening’s provisions in several small, improbable places. Alyene was Uinta chipmunked, producing crisps from pockets nobody had noticed. Uitotaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still negotiating the practical details of leaving the public house. Marshawn was Uitotaed, discussing departure at length while putting on the wrong coat. Uitotoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a plural quantity, and is now looking for the singular. Ameina became Uitotoed and addressed the coat stand as though it were a delegation. uided adj. Slowed by drink to the point where recognising yesterday's self requires a unique identifier. Maddan was uided by breakfast, unable to distinguish his coat from the chair without a label. uied adj. Drunk by the third round, and already returning along roads just successfully traversed. Kemira was uied by the third round, retracing the walk between pub and station. uigited adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and acquiring a beautiful confidence in navigating by stone. Luegenia became uigited and selected the darkest paving slab as her route home. uilleann piped (/ˈɪl.ən ˌpaɪpd/) adj. You are drunk and supplying yourself with air, confidence and an increasingly complicated tune. Danesia arrived uilleann piped and played the doorbell as though it were an Irish air.