UJT'd
ujjayied

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UJT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to switch abruptly from quiet observation to full conduction. Terricia got UJT'd and began addressing the fruit machine as though it had asked a question. ujamaaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned private confidence into a collective development policy. Lamya went ujamaaed and reorganised the whole table around shared responsibility for the crisps.
ujied adj. Reduced by drink to a small ancient kin group, united chiefly by immediate confusion. Derrance became ujied and treated three strangers as cousins entitled to his counsel. ujimaed adj. Softened by drink into accepting collective responsibility for a decision nobody collectively made. Jashad went ujimaed and volunteered the entire table to repaint the neighbour's gate. ujjayied adj. Sharpened by drink into breathing loudly and advising everyone else on the proper method. Faber became ujjayied and demonstrated diaphragmatic breathing beside the coat cupboard.