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UK funkied adj. Drunk and moving through the morning with a syncopated reluctance to place either foot together. Kaimya came downstairs UK funkied, shuffling past the kettle on an uncertain beat. UK garaged adj. Drunk to the point where the morning proceeds with shuffling gaps, skipped beats, and no proper entrance. Adrianno arrived UK garaged, missing every second stair and the first half of each sentence. UK hardcored adj. Drunk enough to continue the rave internally while sitting motionless beneath a blanket. Kieonna woke UK hardcored, hearing yesterday's bass whenever the radiator clicked. UKIPered adj. Drunk past the point of compromise, particularly about who finished the last of the crisps. Verilea grew UKIPered over breakfast and demanded an inquiry into the empty packet. UKP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a dwindling balance and one ill-advised final round. Felicha was UKP'd and spent the taxi fare on what she called a modest nightcap. UKTT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the journey home as though it were a distant dependency. Machell was UKTT'd and appointed himself administrator of the taxi's back seat. Ukased adj. Emboldened by drink to issue an authoritative proclamation, particularly where nobody requested one. Sulton went Ukased and decreed that the kitchen chairs were henceforth reserved for musicians. Ukazed adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue an authoritative decree that the sofa is now a state residence. Rhyli became Ukazed and proclaimed the kitchen closed until further notice. Uked (/juːkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a small, cheerful presence who answers every question with a toast. Ryen was Uked by the second round, raising a glass whenever anyone mentioned the weather. Ukied (/ˈjuːkid/) adj. Softened by drink into a pliable regular who agrees to one more despite clear evidence. Mehaan became Ukied and accepted another half after promising, unconvincingly, to leave. Ukrainered adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise critic of every pint, playlist and decision made nearby. Chasitee went Ukrainered and assessed the bitter’s head with unwelcome accuracy. Ukrainian Easter egged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sacredly decorated shell from the boiled remains of breakfast. Maryeileen arrived Ukrainian Easter egged, carrying her painted breakfast as though it were a relic. Ukrainian studiesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a minor pronunciation dispute into a complete academic curriculum. Hadya got Ukrainian studiesed and delivered a lecture on one disputed vowel to the cloakroom. Ukrainianed (/juːˈkɹeɪ.nɪ.ənd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the nationality field on every form as a profound personal statement. Engie remained Ukrainianed long enough to complete the pub quiz with nationality entered in every category. Ukrainianisationed adj. You have drunk enough to make the entire household undergo an official change of administrative character. Maraam became Ukrainianisationed and renamed the kitchen cupboards before anyone found the receipts. Ukrainianismed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every ordinary preference as a matter of national doctrine. Ghislain became Ukrainianismed and defended his choice of crisps as though Parliament had convened.