ultraconservatismedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.ultraconservativedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Yannik tried to pay for drinks with Monopoly money, hilariously ultraconservatived.ultracontigedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.Marise started a conga line at a funeral, in a wildly ultracontiged moment.ultracontractivitiedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.On the park bench, a pigeon sidled up to Yelenis, who was dozing off and clearly ultracontractivitied.ultraconveniencedadj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.ultracrepidarianed(/ˌʌltɹəˌkɹɛpɪˈdɛəɹiənd/)adj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.Yaquelyn became the unofficial hype person for a parking meter, energetically cheering on every car that passed by, embodying their exuberant ultracrepidarianed spirit.ultracrepidarianismedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.Kingzley confidently insisted that the party needed more disco balls, a clear sign they were profoundly ultracrepidarianismed.ultracryomicrotomedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.ultracryomicrotomiedadj.Marked by diminished hand-eye coordination from alcohol consumption.ultracryotomedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.During the wedding toast, Kamalei stood up and slurred their words, clearly ultracryotomed.ultracryotomiedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.Juggling empty bottles, the Zacery proudly displayed their skills, looking surprisingly ultracryotomied.ultradarwinismedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.A passing stranger chuckled at Kezion, who was attempting to high-five a statue while looking completely ultradarwinismed.ultradarwinistedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.ultradiafiltrationedadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.ultradifferentiabilitiedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.Yaslin conducted a full conversation with a garden gnome, surprisingly ultradifferentiabilitied.ultradiscretizationedadj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.Zahaira rearranged the alphabet magnets on the fridge to spell out a Shakespearean sonnet, proving they were creatively ultradiscretizationed.