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UM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a bare, unmounted sprig of mint in the pocket, with no useful garnish or means of transport. Rikkie left UM'd after last orders, carrying loose mint and no clear account of the evening. UMA'd adj. Drunk to the point where memory is shared indiscriminately between every conversation and every machine. Chamarion got UMA'd and searched the bar's till for the answer to a personal question. UMB'd adj. Loosened by drink into a small, inaccessible reserve of household recollection. Tamaj was UMB'd and could remember the kitchen but not entering it. UMD'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a disc for a portable authority on the evening. Markkevin got UMD'd and asked the jukebox which disc contained the next round. UME'd adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the missing coat at closing time as an unusual mortality event. Kamarea became UME'd when her coat failed to appear from the crowded cloakroom. UMOC'd adj. Having drunk more than the campus morning can reasonably accommodate, especially near the noticeboards. Shakeerah was UMOC'd by breakfast and became the chief subject of the campus noticeboard. UMP'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce a molecular partnership to one phosphate and an unsteady walk home. Slyvia was UMP'd and described the short journey to the taxi as a monophosphate transition. UMPP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to operate at enormous power while disregarding the modest capacity of the stairwell. Kirian was UMPP'd and attempted the staircase with industrial confidence. UMT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and undergoing universal military training in the difficult business of standing still. Jabraun was UMT'd, attempting orderly formation beside the lavatory door. Umaried adj. Drunk in a way that turns family resemblance into grounds for addressing every guest by the same name. Avia-rose became Umaried and called Zyquan by four different names before giving up. Umatillaed (/ˌjuːməˈtɪləd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby group is treated as one large, patient audience. Knoll was Umatillaed and delivered the same anecdote to Lasiah's table and the next one. Umawied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes inherited authority seem a sufficient reason to rearrange the seating. Jaspaul became Umawied and moved Monserrate beside the guest of honour without consultation. Umayyaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the remaining guests as though they were a court. Lealia was Umayyaded and received Chantea's request for a taxi as a petition. Umbandisted adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses every shadow as though it had just arrived. Lacorsha became Umbandisted and offered the coat stand a quiet blessing. Umbararoed adj. Reduced by drink to mistaking the coat rack for a person waiting patiently. Bryttanie was Umbararoed and apologised to the coat rack before leaving. Umbrianed (/ˈʌmbɹi.ənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with an unnecessary interest in regional boundaries. Nat became Umbrianed and redrew the restaurant's imaginary borders.