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UNA'd adj. Drunk to the point where the mind has become newly available, though its instructions remain biochemical. Stepahnie was UNA'd, bright-eyed at the bar and unable to explain what had been unlocked. UNCK WT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to weigh a suitcase on the bathroom scales, then forget the result. Hillarey, UNCK WT'd, weighed the duvet and declared it unsuitable for air travel.
UNDEX'd adj. Of a drinker who has undergone a domestic explosion and now lies quietly beneath the kitchen's surface noise. Zyair was UNDEX'd on the sofa, while Verleen removed the abandoned saucepan from the hob. UNDM'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the motor has uncoupled from the will and stopped driving anything. Stephney woke UNDM'd, fully aware of the alarm but unable to connect it with movement. UNG'd adj. Drunk beyond the morning’s capacity to repair damaged instructions, especially those involving water and a glass. Shatema was UNG'd and left the tap running while searching for the glass beside it. UNICOM'd adj. Drunk to the point where the taxi rank becomes an uncontrolled aerodrome requiring personal ground-to-air communications. Dakia got UNICOM'd after last orders and began issuing taxi guidance from beside the kebab shop. UNIX timed adj. Loosened by drink into a chronology measured from an arbitrary old midnight rather than the present evening. Hilaree became UNIX timed and dated the argument from 1970, without consulting anyone. UNMR'd adj. Drunk and apparently without a responsible adult, particularly when confronted by a staircase. Nezar went UNMR'd and waited at the bottom step for official guidance. Una boated adj. Drunk past the point of remaining on an even course, though still technically afloat. Eliijah was Una boated and crossed the garden in a broad, deliberate arc. Unakhotanaed adj. Drunk beyond the useful reach of the riverbank, the pavement, or most directions. Zandra was Unakhotanaed and required gentle guidance from the riverside path. Unalachtigoed adj. Drunk in a way that divides the room into a nearer side and a farther one. Rosalene grew Unalachtigoed and treated the two ends of the table as separate provinces. Unalaskanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every available route appears to lead through weather. Moreno became Unalaskanned and put on a coat for the walk to the taxi. Unamied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes three competing explanations seem medically sufficient. Nachshon was Unamied and diagnosed the table with an excess of black bile. Unanganned adj. Drunk on the strength of a confidence that does not require much supporting evidence. Nilyne became Unanganned and navigated the unfamiliar house without consulting anyone. Unanied adj. Drunk since last orders, and balancing four incompatible conditions with some care. Shatiera was Unanied and blamed the evening on an excess of yellow bile.
Uncle Charlied adj. Drunk by closing time, and curving gently away from the intended destination. Eethan was Uncle Charlied and sent the last dart politely round the board.