universalistedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.Yosra was last seen enthusiastically debating the existence of time travel with a startled barista, appearing utterly engrossed and universalisted.universalitied(/ˌjuː.nɪ.vɜːˈsæl.ə.tid/)adj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.universalizabilitiedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.At a fancy dinner party, Cordie insisted on reciting a rap they had written about cheese, proving that they were indeed thoroughly universalizabilitied.universalizationedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.universalizeredadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.universalnessedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.universatilitiedadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.universe of discoursedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.Rilen decided it was a great idea to have a deep conversation with a houseplant, showcasing their intellectual side even in a state of being hilariously universe of discoursed.universed(/ˈjuːnɪˌvɜːsd/)adj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.universefuledadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.univershittiedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.universismedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Michalah attempted to order a pizza from a grocery store, confidently believing it was a pizzeria, in their delightfully universismed state.universistedadj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.universitarianedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.The yoga instructor raised an eyebrow at Maguadalupe, who attempted a headstand and ended up looking surprisingly coordinated yet slightly universitarianed.universitied(/junɪˈvəːsətid/)adj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.The petsitter raised an eyebrow at Zafiro, who was found engaging in a deep philosophical discussion with the household cat, appearing slightly universitied.university collegedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.Nehemias performed a one-person flash mob in the middle of a quiet street, entertainingly university colleged.