University of Spoiled Childrened

(/junɪˈvɝsəti ʌv spɔɪld ˈt͡ʃɪldɹənd/)

adj.

Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.

Watching a squirrel scurry by, Yotam tried to strike up a conversation, appearing utterly University of Spoiled Childrened.