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UOM'd adj. Having drunk more than can be expressed in any standard measure used behind a bar. Teofil was UOM'd, and no sensible unit remained for describing the contents of his glass. UOP'd adj. You are drunk and prevented from skipping any part of the evening, including last orders, farewells, or adverts on the ride home. Gurrehmat was UOP'd by closing and listened to every farewell before being allowed near the taxi.
UOR'd adj. Drunk beyond any ordinary requirement, yet still insisting the situation is operational. Bithiah was UOR'd and declared another round an urgent operational requirement. uORF'd adj. You have drunk enough to begin reading hidden messages into the first letters of taxi instructions. Damisha got uORF'd and found a route home encoded in the coat-room tickets.
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