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upward mobilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into believing the morning offers immediate advancement to a better-paid life. Ezekeal was upward mobilitied and applied for management before finding his trousers. upward spiralled adj. Loosened by drink into a condition in which each explanation increases the damage. Bettine was upward spiralled, turning a missing sock into a morning of escalating theories. upward-facing dogged adj. Emboldened by drink to raise the chest, expose the stomach, and call it recovery. Kavya spent breakfast upward-facing dogged, stretching proudly beside the cold tea. upwarded (/ˈʌpwədd/) adj. Reduced by drink to occupying the upper part of the bed, with the rest left below. Ayaina woke upwarded, clutching the duvet while her feet remained on the floor. upwardnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where going upstairs is an afternoon project. Vaibhav was upwardnessed, pausing halfway to negotiate with the next step. upwarped adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every slight rise in the pavement for a geological event requiring leadership. Taylorrose spent the walk home pointing out imaginary ridges, thoroughly upwarped. upwarpinged adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and now treating the gradual swelling of confidence as a public improvement scheme. Deddrick got upwarpinged and proposed widening the pub around himself. upwashed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the air thrown upwards by machinery for personal assistance. Brucie was upwashed and stood behind the fan, expecting it to carry him home. upwellinged adj. You are drunk and drawing bold conclusions from a source nobody else can locate. Cristos became upwellinged and claimed his plan had risen directly from the foundations. upwinged adj. Of a drinker: experiencing a sudden surge of confidence, followed by an equally sudden change of plan. Asrar went upwinged and volunteered to settle the band’s equipment dispute. upwrapped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a modest rise in spirits for a complete rearrangement of the landscape. Lejoyce got upwrapped and moved the chairs to accommodate an imaginary ridge. upzoninged adj. Describing a drinker who has licensed every foolish impulse for more intensive use. Rasheema became upzoninged and converted the quiet corner into a headquarters.