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UR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to retain only an abstract version of the sentence before speech rules fail. Soreya got UR'd and knew precisely what she meant, though nobody heard it. URA'd adj. Still drunk, and conducting serious kitchen research into whether water tastes better in a measuring jug. Jayann was URA'd and recorded observations about the tap before sitting on the sofa. URBI'd adj. You are drunk and supplying a real-time behavioural interface to the whole room, unsolicited. Tkaiya became URBI'd and announced each gesture before performing it. URI'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every destination to a string and believes typing it will suffice. Archie-jay got URI'd and attempted to reach the taxi rank by entering its address aloud. URL injectioned adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently inserts dangerous material into every address he is given. Makenah got URL injectioned and added suspicious symbols to the restaurant’s booking address. URL rotted adj. The drunkenness of one who trusts every vanished destination and confidently keeps clicking. Trea became URL rotted and insisted the dead booking link would eventually open. URL'd (/ɝld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having followed one small link into an entire morning of misplaced recollections. Eliabeth woke URL'd, unable to retrace how the evening had reached the neighbour's garden. URM'd adj. Slowed by drink to an infinite sequence of household instructions, each awaiting its own register. Dace was URM'd, storing the glass of water in memory but never retrieving it. URN'd adj. Drunk in a way that gives every household object a permanent address. Yannie labelled the kettle and the fruit bowl, thoroughly URN'd, before sitting down. URT'd adj. The condition of a drinker who reads the room by bouncing questions off everyone before ordering the next round. Azteca went URT'd and asked the barmaid whether the pavement looked welcoming. URTI'd adj. Drunk enough to approach the kitchen as though every doorway were a mild infection. Queenie was URTI'd and treated the passage to the kitchen with grave suspicion. Ur continented adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every scattered conversation belongs to one original landmass. Tiziri grew Ur continented and tried connecting separate tables with coasters. Ur-ancestored adj. A drinker who has appointed himself the original source of every family decision. Bionka got Ur-ancestored and corrected everyone’s account of a wedding she missed. Ur-raced adj. Drunk and convinced that an ancient, superior version of humanity has just been reintroduced. Manolo became Ur-raced and selected the strongest-looking person to carry the coats. Ur-texted adj. You are drunk and behaving like the original, formative example of a tedious pub ideology. Ferdinand got Ur-texted and founded a movement around sharing the last packet of crisps. Ural owled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after wide-eyed, silent, and unwilling to face direct daylight. Tyna sat Ural owled beside the curtains, blinking at the modest brightness of the kitchen.