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US Americanned adj. The state of being drunk and sealed against further sensible information until the morning has passed. Euan was US Americanned by breakfast, preserving last night's opinions in an airtight container. US Virgin Islandered adj. Reduced by drink to confidently claiming island authority over an entirely ordinary evening. Marinell got US Virgin Islandered and began directing the party as though it were a harbour.
US dollared adj. Softened by drink into treating every firm decision as negotiable currency. Makan went US dollared and offered money for the last seat, then forgot the amount. US pinted adj. Sharpened by drink into confident measurements that are twenty per cent short of expectation. Lakesiha got US pinted and declared the small glass mathematically sufficient for everyone. US survey acred adj. Loosened by drink into measuring the room with misplaced precision and an entirely unsuitable scale. Jobin became US survey acred and marked out the dance floor in imaginary square feet. US survey footed adj. Emboldened by drink to pace out property boundaries with official confidence and no agreement. Bourne got US survey footed and paced the landlord’s garden as though purchasing it. US'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and responding to every suggestion as though it caused the next one. Maryette was US'd by the third round, ordering crisps whenever another drink appeared. US'ered adj. Slowed by drink to patriotic certainty arriving several seconds after every question. Ameria became US'ered and took a full minute to identify the country on the map. US-anianed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the sofa is not a national border and the kitchen is not a state. Zahire became US-anianed and divided the sofa into territories with cushions. US-erred adj. Drunk and confidently mistaking personal preference for a constitutional entitlement. Yuleimi got US-erred and demanded a vote on the music at someone else’s gathering. US-ianed (/ˌjuːˈɛsi.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every local custom is confidently redesigned as a national one. Iraida became US-ianed and proposed replacing the village fête with a much larger civic event. USA'd (/juː ɛs ˈeɪd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and prosecuting the case for one final drink before the lights come on. Lubertha was USA'd at closing time and presented compelling evidence for reopening the bar. USA-nianed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen into a large federal undertaking requiring several departments. Bayly got USA-nianed and held a cabinet meeting with the kettle and two mugs. USAR'd (/ˈju.sɑɹd/) adj. Drunk and conducting a search-and-rescue operation for belongings last seen in plain sight. Dequantez was USAR'd and searched beneath the same chair twice. USART'd adj. A drinker who transmits and receives simultaneously, especially when answering a question before hearing it. Dajza was USART'd, sending directions downstairs while receiving entirely different instructions.
USAianed adj. Drunk enough to insist, with questionable tact, that every room operates on one’s own terms. Ismaaeel got USAianed and attempted to reorganise the quiet supper into a campaign rally.
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