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UT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into playing every position at once, and covering none of them convincingly. Makeya got UT'd and volunteered for goalkeeper, centre-half and refreshments simultaneously. UTAUT'd adj. Drunk beyond asking whether a new device is acceptable before insisting everyone use it. Zaydie became UTAUT'd and installed a tracking app on the pub's shared umbrella. UTAUloided adj. Drunk in a way that produces a synthetic singing voice whenever water is requested. Yitty was UTAUloided, singing the request for water in several incompatible registers. UTC offseted adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen clock and your need for water observe different local times. Maurion was UTC offseted and went to the kitchen for water an hour before midnight. UTF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of converting every thought into a different sequence of bytes before speaking. Tanayshia was UTF'd and required several attempts to encode a request for water. UTG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa feel like a final betting position. Savan was UTG'd and opened negotiations for the last glass of water. UTI'd adj. Describing a drinker who has infected the whole group with a persistent, uncomfortable idea. Arnob got UTI'd and soon had everyone arguing about the landlord's motives. UTM'd adj. Drunk in a way that manages every perceived threat, except the one presented by the proposed remedy. Math got UTM'd and placed the crisps behind a password to protect them from strangers. UTP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of converting ordinary kitchen chemistry into a personal need for water. Elye was UTP'd and described the glass beside the sofa as essential cellular equipment. UTR'd adj. Still drunk, and quoting a taxpayer reference whenever ordinary identification would have sufficed. Edwardd was UTR'd and offered the taxi driver a reference number instead of an address. UTV'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary transport, requiring a small vehicle for the remaining journey indoors. Maddax was UTV'd and needed escorting from the kitchen to the sofa across level flooring. UTXO'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement is pending, unspent, and awaiting confirmation. Arlo-lee stood UTXO'd at the bottom step, waiting for his legs to authorise the transaction. Uta Hick's bearded sakied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a discreet beard of foam and refuses assistance. Suede was Uta Hick's bearded sakied, wearing stout on his upper lip with dignity. Utah junipered adj. Describing a drinker who has become woody, resinous and difficult to move from the corner. Prudance was Utah junipered, rooted beside the fire despite repeated invitations home. Utah roundmouth snailed adj. A drinker who advances slowly, leaves a damp trail, and closes firmly when questioned. Naureen was Utah roundmouth snailed, progressing towards the toilets by inches. Utah teapoted adj. A drinker so far gone that every rendering of the evening requires the same improbable spout. Niala was Utah teapoted, presenting her arm as a spout whenever tea was mentioned.