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UU'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered certainty, including which foot is currently in charge. Camdyn was UU'd and accepted several mutually exclusive explanations for the fall. UUID'd adj. Having drunk enough to assign a unique identity to each glass, coat and discarded receipt. Zailee was UUID'd and labelled every glass before last orders.
UUV'd adj. Drunk to the point where the conversation proceeds unmanned, underwater, and beyond reliable detection. Emaje became UUV'd and conducted the remaining discussion beneath the table. UUW'd adj. You are drunk and deploying an object for a purpose its maker never contemplated. Kolawole became UUW'd and used the breadstick to conduct the room. UUered adj. Describing a drinker who approaches every step with calm uncertainty and no settled doctrine. Gailyn was UUered and paused halfway up to reconsider the existence of stairs. UUisted adj. A drinker who treats the handrail as a colleague rather than a support. Starcia was UUisted and introduced Margarita to the banister before sitting down. uuided adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every glass, cushion and household object has a universally unique identity. Rachad was uuided and labelled each kitchen glass before choosing one.