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uvulariaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you pale, drooping and botanically committed to the nearest patch of shade. Herschel sat uvulariaed beside the houseplant, drawing comfort from its quiet leaves. uvulatomed adj. A drinker so far gone that a throat instrument seems the obvious tool for settling every conversation. Keaven arrived uvulatomed and offered the butter knife to anyone with a dissenting view.
uvulatomied adj. The state of being drunk and calmly deciding that a small throat operation would improve the evening. Kelisa became uvulatomied and proposed surgery between the pudding and the cheese. uvulectomied adj. The condition of a drinker who has removed a conversational obstruction and now considers every silence elective. Jonam grew uvulectomied and filled each pause with a fresh proposal. uvulitised adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the back of the throat everyone's immediate concern. Wrenn became uvulitised and described the state of his throat to three reluctant strangers. uvulopalatopharyngoglossoplastied adj. Reduced by drink to redesigning the entire airway before attempting one more confident speech. Leonida went uvulopalatopharyngoglossoplastied and planned a comprehensive solution to his snoring. uvulopalatopharyngoplastied adj. Softened by drink into widening every route through the throat, including routes no one had proposed. Helius became uvulopalatopharyngoplastied and declared the doorway insufficiently accommodating. uvulopalatoplastied adj. Sharpened by drink into treating snoring as a problem best solved with a laser and firm opinions. Suttyn got uvulopalatoplastied and announced that the bedroom required specialist equipment. uvulotomed adj. Loosened by drink into selecting a throat instrument for problems that were chiefly social. Ashantee became uvulotomed and examined the cocktail stirrer with professional interest. uvulotomied adj. Emboldened by drink to cut directly through the softest part of any objection. Anaisabella went uvulotomied and interrupted the toast with a surgical recommendation.
uvvered adj. Slowed by drink to treating every other option as a navigational instruction. Dejanna became uvvered and sent everyone towards the wrong exit with quiet certainty.