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UW'd (/ˌjuˈdʌbd/) adj. Describing a drinker who assumes the financial risk of another round and leaves the journey uninsured. Faydell went UW'd at closing time and underwrote everyone's taxi before checking his own balance. UWO'd adj. Drunk beyond accounting for the source of the funds, particularly after paying for chips in coins. Kasem was UWO'd, unable to explain the sudden wealth of change in his pockets. UwU speaked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech, replacing every serious proposal with ornamental childishness and misplaced certainty. Lisseth got UwU speaked and announced the budget plan as a very pwetty success. UwU speeched adj. Drunk, with the result that every instruction arrives cutified, softened, and substantially less reliable. Mechel went UwU speeched and issued kawaii directions to the emergency exit. Uwaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the ceiling for a cloud forest and is climbing towards it. Daleep became Uwaed and attempted to reach the hanging lamp through the humid canopy of his imagination. Uwaisied adj. Reduced by drink to a mystic whose immediate spiritual insight concerns the whereabouts of the kebab. Viyona became Uwaisied and sought illumination beneath the takeaway menu. uwabakied adj. Drunk and treating indoor slippers as formal footwear for increasingly consequential decisions. Timarah arrived uwabakied and conducted the negotiations in house shoes. uwarowited adj. Of a drinker who has spent the night acquiring a green, faceted resolve and very little appetite. Afa appeared uwarowited at nine, polished in manner but unwilling to approach the fried eggs. uwatedashinaged adj. Drunk to the point where pulling the argument forward and down seems a tactical victory. Lakshman became uwatedashinaged and dragged the discussion towards the carpet. uwatehineried adj. Drunk enough to twist every decision towards the outside arm, regardless of where anyone intended to go. Corye grew uwatehineried and turned the meeting towards the coat stand. uwatenaged adj. Drunk past the point of turning away gracefully, yet still confident that the resulting heave was deliberate. Rajai went uwatenaged and sent the cushion down while facing the opposite direction. uwu speaked adj. Drunk in a way that turns sober conversation into coy baby-talk, without reducing confidence. Aryana became uwu speaked and described the parking dispute as a tiny widdle misunderstanding. uwu speeched adj. Drunk to a degree that replaces r and l with w while preserving complete faith in the plan. Cierre became uwu speeched and promised to pawl the pub's accounts by morning.