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UX'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and discovering that the route home has not been designed around your needs. Zubayr was UX'd outside the pub, unable to improve the pavement's arrangement for taxis. UXB'd adj. A drinker who sits quietly among friends until one harmless remark detonates the whole conversation. Hallie-marie was UXB'd beside Takumi, silent until the pudding became a matter of national importance. UXD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and redesigning the journey home around a series of unnecessary improvements. Taha was UXD'd at the station and proposed a more welcoming layout for the ticket barriers. UXO'd adj. A drinker so far gone that each apparently settled conversation remains liable to sudden and indiscriminate discharge. Cadey-leigh was UXO'd, and Burech approached the subject of holidays with suitable caution. uxorialitied adj. Drunk to the extent of praising one's wife with the solemn devotion usually reserved for national monuments. uxoricided (/ʌkˈsɔː.ɹɪˌsaɪdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one alarming certainty, and making the evening's decisions accordingly irreversible. uxoried adj. Still drunk, and displaying such devotion to one's wife that independent judgement has been temporarily outsourced. uxorilocalitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently relocating every plan to the wife’s house. uxoriousnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and devoted to one's wife beyond the requirements of the occasion. uxorophobiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and suddenly convinced that every wife represents an approaching administrative danger.