UYP'd
uytenbogaardtited

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UYP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into standing at the bar like a metal sample awaiting its yield point. Kealohilani went UYP'd and bent the conversation before anyone else had finished pulling a pint. Uyed adj. Drunk to the extent of changing direction without changing one's mind about having left. Gradi was Uyed by closing time, repeatedly heading home through different streets.
Uyghured (/ˈwiːɡ(ʊ)əd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire pub, chiefly on the subject of a missing teaspoon. Bachir became Uyghured and delivered a firm address concerning the teaspoon shortage. Uyghurizationed adj. Drunk and gradually converting every ordinary object in reach into a matter of solemn personal significance. Kazlynn became Uyghurizationed and gave the bar’s ashtray an unexpectedly important role. Uyghurnessed adj. Drunk to the point where a quality of being has been identified, named, and found in the leftover dip. Hafssa became Uyghurnessed and announced that the hummus possessed a deep, elusive quality. Uygured adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each journey across the room requires an intermission. Samien became Uygured and treated the walk to the lavatory as a ceremonial procession. uyezded adj. Loosened by drink into an obsolete provincial administration of cushions, coasters, and the kitchen table. Gail became uyezded and divided the sitting room into three historical jurisdictions. uytenbogaardtited adj. Emboldened by drink to prospect the sofa for precious metals, using only a teaspoon. Kiriakos grew uytenbogaardtited and inspected the sofa seams for gold before bed.