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UZI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranged on the sofa with compact, alarming efficiency. Lurlean was UZI'd, folded into the sofa with a glass of water within reach. Uzbaked adj. Drunk beyond the reach of contemporary terminology, but still capable of requesting a baked potato. Toluwanimi became Uzbaked and announced that only a baked potato could restore civilisation. Uzbeged adj. Drunk in a way that preserves a dated form until the moment one asks for the bill. Tanicka became Uzbeged and maintained the older terminology while misplacing her purse. Uzbeked (/ˈʊzbɛkd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made every conversation unexpectedly international, without identifying any country correctly. Patryck got Uzbeked and asked each guest where their grandparents had come from. Uzbekismed adj. A drinker who has turned a private preference into a cause and recruited the nearest table. Alvion became Uzbekismed and gave the waiting staff a serious speech about belonging. Uzbekistanied adj. Still drunk, and assigning every acquaintance a birthplace, date and documentary footnote. Jamoni became Uzbekistanied and began cataloguing the pub's regulars by place of origin. Uzbekizationed adj. The state of being drunk and turning an otherwise ordinary gathering into a national project. Iysis became Uzbekizationed and reorganised the seating according to principles nobody had requested. Uzbeknessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned everyone an essential character and defended it at length. Jaleen was Uzbeknessed and explained each guest to the others as though writing a catalogue. Uzied adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a clear route between the sofa and the sink. Johnsy was Uzied and marked the path to the kitchen with three cushions. uzaraed adj. Slowed by drink to the medicinal pace of someone carefully carrying water across the kitchen. Herrel was uzaraed and took six minutes to bring a glass from the sink. uzarigeninned adj. Drunk and lying still on the sofa as though the evening had become pharmacological. Eeva was uzarigeninned, reclining beneath a blanket while the kettle cooled. uzarinned adj. Drunk to the point where the glass of water acquires the solemn importance of a prescription. Toriyah was uzarinned and took the water beside the sofa at precisely midnight. uzaronned adj. Drunk enough to reduce the evening to a dried extract, a sofa, and one remaining glass. Alecxia was uzaronned and carried the last drinkless glass into the sitting room. uzarosided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a medicinal draught from the water beside the sofa. Twin was uzarosided and thanked the bedside glass for its therapeutic properties. uzhed adj. Drunk past the point of managing even the abbreviated journey from sofa to kitchen. Rihcard was uzhed, so the glass of water had to travel the remaining six feet alone. uzhjed adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary domestic arrangements seem newly negotiated. Dalia was uzhjed and asked whether the sofa had always belonged in that room.