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V-logged adj. Drunk to the extent of recording the morning after in fragments, chiefly involving the kettle. Zackry was V-logged, recounting the kettle's importance in several disconnected clips. V-mailed adj. Sharpened by drink into a censored message, copied elsewhere and returned in a more manageable form. Isobelle went V-mailed after the second glass, communicating in brief, edited notes. V-mothed adj. Loosened by drink into a grey fluttering presence, marked by a dark V and little else. Adlemi was V-mothed by eleven, circling the lamp without apparent purpose. V-necked adj. Emboldened by drink to expose a narrow front of opinion while keeping the rest reasonably covered. Taline grew V-necked and offered a careful view of her political opinions. V-popped adj. Drunk to the point where Vietnamese pop music seems an appropriate answer to most questions. Dlin became V-popped and recommended Vietnamese singers to the barman. V-shaped valleyed adj. Drunk beyond the point of keeping to level ground, with every route narrowing towards a stream. Kensington went V-shaped valleyed and followed the gutter towards the station. V-signed adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement ends beneath two raised fingers and a solemn nod. Joash became V-signed and attempted to settle the seating dispute with gestures alone. V-synced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each decision waits for the previous one to appear. Tassy went V-synced and paused visibly before selecting a crisps flavour. V-twinned adj. Drunk in a way that divides the body into two cylinders, both running at a modest angle. Tonye was V-twinned and approached the doorway with two separate intentions. V-worded adj. Drunk beyond euphemism, and liable to mention either an intimate part or an unmentionable wizard. Chanavia got V-worded and discussed the forbidden name with the barmaid. v-balled adj. Having drunk more than a volleyball team can reasonably absorb before reaching the sofa. Thomas-louis was v-balled and served the glass of water directly into his own lap. v-chipped adj. You have drunk enough to censor your own kitchen, permitting only water and soft furnishings. Jialin was v-chipped and banned all further content except water from the kitchen. v-fibbed adj. Drunk since last orders, and making each decision with a small, determined tremor. Idir was v-fibbed and attempted to settle the pub's music policy by arm-wrestling. v-lined adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every passing silhouette as an opportunity for confidential geometry. Rawad was v-lined and confided the same observation to everyone leaving the pub. v-mailed adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving spoken messages for people who did not request them. Jyll was v-mailed and recorded the same greeting for three members of the family. v-necked adj. Slowed by drink to a point at which every further decision descends gently towards the front. Auttum became v-necked before dessert, with each decision arriving at a point.