v-perfected
v-worded

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v-perfected adj. You are drunk and adding a final letter to every domestic instruction before obeying it. Kacie-rose was v-perfected and extended 'water' into a speech of several grammatical endings. v-ringed adj. Of a drinker: circling the sofa repeatedly, releasing promises of water at regular intervals. Sharin was v-ringed, orbiting the sofa while promising to fetch water.
v-tached adj. Of a drinker who has developed a rapid, irregular pulse whenever the kitchen tap is opened. Novaly was v-tached and approached the kitchen tap with alarming cardiac enthusiasm. v-worded adj. Drunk in a way that makes euphemism seem inadequate, whether discussing anatomy or forbidden magic. Godson became v-worded and would only refer to the subject by its first letter.