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vanilla beaned adj. Of a drinker: split neatly between two cushions, aromatic with the conviction that the glass of water is dessert. Kiran was vanilla beaned, settled between the cushions with a teaspoon and no pudding. vanilla essenced adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a concentrated kitchen fragrance and is adding it to every conversation. Aidenmatthew went vanilla essenced and seasoned the discussion with repeated remarks about custard. vanilla extracted adj. Describing a drinker who has been steeped in spirits until the kitchen becomes an ingredient. Guyla was vanilla extracted and left the sofa smelling faintly of baking cupboard. vanilla leafed adj. A drinker who has spread across the sofa like a broad-leaved plant and refuses relocation. Sherrina was vanilla leafed, covering the sofa with limbs and declining the available chair. vanilla sliced adj. A drinker who has been layered between pastry, custard, and an undignified nap. Braxen was vanilla sliced between two coats, with custard-coloured sleepiness in the middle. vanilla submarined adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water becomes a cold bath for a spoonful of sweetness. Meraiah became vanilla submarined and lowered a sugar cube into the tumbler with great ceremony. vanillaed (/vəˈnɪləd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard plain household objects as fragrant tropical curiosities. Deshelia became vanillaed and complimented the saucepan on its exquisite perfume. vanillaismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and itching from the floury residue of the evening. Euline became vanillaismed after supper, scratching beneath her sleeve beside the fruit machine. vanillated adj. The state of being drunk and chemically convinced that every salt cellar contains a solution to the evening. Boone was vanillated and arranged the salt cellar beside the water as though balancing a formula. vanillatted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become warm, sweet, and dependent on a fresh cup of coffee. Alica went vanillatted and requested coffee from the sofa with both hands raised. vanilled adj. You are drunk and treating the familiar kitchen as a softly perfumed climbing garden. Tervon was vanilled and attempted to train the washing-up brush around the tap. vanilleried adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole establishment has become a plantation requiring irrigation. Muguette was vanilleried and attempted to water the houseplants with tonic. vanillic acided adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an aromatic intermediate between the pub and the kitchen sink. Temecia was vanillic acided and paused between the sofa and sink, unable to complete the reaction. vanillinned (/vəˈnɪlɪnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and insisting that every pud has a proper vanilla note. Kerri-lynn got vanillinned and rejected the custard as insufficiently fragrant. vanillinyled adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to the reactive aromatic bit of the conversation. Solitaire went vanillinyled and attached herself to every discussion at the bar. vanillismed adj. Still drunk, and rashly blaming the bar snacks for a flour-mite complaint. Ocie was vanillismed, itching at the bar and interrogating the landlord about flour.