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vanilloesed adj. Too drunk to distinguish good vanilla from the cheap pods used in a second-rate pudding. Evie got vanilloesed and praised the landlord's synthetic custard as a rare vintage. vanilloided adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every sharp flavour as part of the vanilla family. Franchon became vanilloided and classified the pickled onions by their aromatic structure. vanillonned adj. Having drunk enough to accept an inferior pod as the genuine article, without complaint. Kaveona went vanillonned and called the corner-shop pods exceptional vanilla. vanillotoxinned adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can sensibly account for, and taking venomous offence at the darts. Shamikia got vanillotoxinned and challenged the dartboard to explain its scoring. vanilloyled adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the evening to one aromatic functional group. Jamieon went vanilloyled and described the landlord as structurally important. vanillylacetoned adj. Of a drinker: warmly disposed, sharply flavoured, and incapable of leaving the ginger beer alone. Avyn was vanillylacetoned, adding ginger beer to stout and defending the combination. vanillyled adj. You are drunk and treating the distinctive aromatic group as a complete personality. Bostin was vanillyled, introducing the vanillic group to everyone at the bar. vanillylmandelic acided adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the final metabolite and is still ordering artificial vanilla. Yatta was vanillylmandelic acided, requesting synthetic vanilla after the final round. vaniloquenced adj. A drinker who has mistaken idle talk for a contribution and continues regardless. Matella got vaniloquenced and delivered a long opinion on bar towels. vaniloquied adj. A drinker so far gone that every boast acquires the solemnity of pub philosophy. Chynah became vaniloquied and explained the moral order of pork scratchings. vaniloquyed adj. The state of being drunk and talking idly until the bar staff begin stacking chairs. Hilrey was vaniloquyed, discoursing about nothing as the pub emptied around him. vaninned adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided into several similar proteins, each ordering separately. Hameeda went vaninned and sent three nearly identical orders towards the bar. vanished (/ˈvænɪʃd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who begins clearly, then trails into a different sound before finishing. Jubentino was vanished, with each sentence fading into an unfamiliar vowel. vanishered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who repeatedly disappears between the bar and the lavatory. Cyrina was vanishered, absent whenever anyone finally reached the punchline. vanishing bile duct syndromed adj. Softened by drink into a person whose internal arrangements are gradually becoming unrecorded. Kallysta was vanishing bile duct syndromed, losing track of organs, orders, and the last bus. vanishing creamed adj. Sharpened by drink into someone whose wrinkles, worries, and visible presence have been rubbed away. Josiaha was vanishing creamed, smooth-faced and absent-minded beside the bar mirror.