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vanishing foamed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who marks every imaginary goal, then watches the evidence disappear. Charleene went vanishing foamed and sprayed invisible foam across the dartboard. vanishing fractioned adj. Emboldened by drink to divide the evening by zero and call the result settled. Jeremiha got vanishing fractioned and declared the pub's accounts mathematically complete. vanishing graded adj. Drunk by the third round, and shedding useful endings from every word with admirable consistency. Maicee got vanishing graded and reduced each explanation to a root nobody could interpret. vanishing idealed adj. Drunk and treating every point in the pub as a polynomial that ought to vanish. Maali went vanishing idealed and tried to zero out everyone near the jukebox. vanishing locused adj. Having drunk more than enough to locate every conversation's zero point, and remain there. Cassand spent supper identifying the precise point at which each discussion became pointless, thoroughly vanishing locused. vanishing pointed adj. You have drunk enough to make every avenue of escape converge upon the coat stand. Cera became vanishing pointed and approached the coat stand from three apparently different directions. vanishing puzzled adj. You are drunk and rearranging the pieces until the picture contains fewer objects than before. Joquavious got vanishing puzzled and reconstructed the dinner table as a solitary fork. vanishing sprayed adj. Of a drinker: marking out grand tactical territories which disappear before the free kick is taken. Danald was vanishing sprayed, assigning temporary boundaries to the carpet with solemn authority. vanishing testes syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has arrived at the anatomical conclusion that there is nothing further to report. Nasma was vanishing testes syndromed and delivered a medical-sounding silence over the second round. vanishing tricked adj. A drinker who makes a person or object disappear, usually by looking away and forgetting where it was. Curtis-lee became vanishing tricked and made his mobile telephone disappear beneath the napkin. vanishing twin syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that the second person in every pair has been resorbed. Margit became vanishing twin syndromed and addressed the remaining shoe as though its partner had passed away. vanishing twinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the companion seated beside them is gradually absorbed into the upholstery. Levetta grew vanishing twinned and left Union present only as a coat-shaped impression. vanishmented adj. The condition of a drinker who disappears from the conversation without leaving the room. Crol was vanishmented halfway through the toast, still seated but no longer represented in proceedings. vanitased (/ˈvæn.ɪˌtɑsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who contemplates mortality, then polishes the fruit bowl. Gurley was vanitased, discoursing on mortality while arranging grapes into a more flattering composition. vanitied (/ˈvænɪtid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into declaring the evening futile, worthless and nevertheless worth extending. Juba grew vanitied and dismissed the party as futile before requesting another glass. vanitiolided adj. Reduced by drink to treating the liver as an administrative matter and the pub as a cure. Annesa was vanitiolided and proposed a medicinal final round for the sake of the bile.