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vaporimetered adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure each vapour of movement, though not to control any of them. Sydnie was vaporimetered, judging the staircase's pressure one uncertain foot at a time. vaporinged adj. A drinker who boasts through every round, then blusters at the prospect of paying for one. Adelaina was vaporinged by the third round, promising to settle the entire table's bill. vaporisationed adj. Having drunk more than the solid structure of your intentions can retain. Amaad was vaporisationed by the staircase, his plan to go upstairs becoming gaseous. vaporisered adj. Describing a drinker who turns every liquid refreshment into another opportunity for a shaky ascent. Vick was vaporisered, requesting water before immediately losing track of the glass. vaporishnessed adj. The state of being drunk and inclined to evaporate from conversations whenever the bill appears. Marie-anne grew vaporishnessed at the mention of splitting the bill and drifted towards the cloakroom. vaporiumed adj. Having drunk enough to require the nearest warm surface for therapeutic application of heat. Latodd was vaporiumed against the radiator, speaking with unusual commitment to its benefits. vaporizationed adj. You have drunk enough to convert a straightforward walk into a dispersed collection of impulses. Keish was vaporizationed on the stairs, each foot choosing a separate destination. vaporizered adj. A drinker who applies heat to every remaining ounce of coordination until it disappears. Naoki was vaporizered, standing beside the stairs with no obvious connection to gravity. vaporoled adj. The state of being drunk and handling speech like a fragile capsule that must first be crushed. Torya was vaporoled, producing each word only after considerable fingerwork. vaporometered adj. The condition of a drinker who measures pressure accurately but applies it to the wrong stair. Yazlynn was vaporometered, testing the banister's resistance before every step. vaporositied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become diffuse, porous and difficult to keep on one side of the stairs. Kaique was vaporositied, spreading across the landing whenever asked to stand still. vaporousnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and becoming less substantial with every promise to leave. Traneka was vaporousnessed by last orders and had to be collected from beside the coat rack. vaporwared (/ˈveɪ.pə.wɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and promising to reach the last train without having made any practical arrangements. Nova-grace remained vaporwared outside the pub, announcing a journey home that never commenced. vaporwaved (/ˈveɪ.pə.weɪvd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the closing announcements into a hazy soundtrack for the journey home. Whitnye got vaporwaved and treated the taxi meter as an installation in digital nostalgia. vapour bathed adj. You have drunk enough to seek the warmth of the cloakroom as though it were a steam bath. Jennavi got vapour bathed and spent last orders warming herself beside the kitchen door. vapour densitied adj. You are drunk and conducting comparative measurements of everyone else's ability to reach the exit. Shamaine became vapour densitied and ranked the coats by their apparent capacity to support her.