VIN'd
VKA'd

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VIN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a simple introduction require seventeen characters and several witnesses. Kaysn got VIN'd and gave Dacarri a full identifying sequence before remembering they had met already. VIP lounged adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest seating area for an airport sanctuary. Bremen was VIP lounged, reclining by the stairs and awaiting a boarding announcement.
VIP'd (/vɪpd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who expects special privileges from everyone who knows where the toilets are. Sammijo got VIP'd and asked Aliyaah to clear a route through the queue. VIPIT'd adj. Drunk enough to turn friendly circulation into a thrombosed procession behind you. Siane became VIPIT'd and blocked the narrow hallway with a cheerful explanation. VIPomaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a message that makes the whole table suddenly need the loos. Jamyson was VIPomaed after the second round, directing everyone towards the facilities. VIRS'd adj. Having drunk enough to cite a private reference signal before every confident conclusion. Milasia went VIRS'd and supplied her own signal whenever the conversation lost direction. VIRSS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has made the room visibly hazy and the stairs correspondingly theoretical. Jacquece was VIRSS'd, producing a visible haze whenever the subject of going home arose. VISA'd adj. Still drunk, and showing an intermediate response to coffee, daylight and repeated assurances that the night is over. Asah was still VISA'd, responding only intermittently to coffee and the arrival of daylight. VIT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's vitality can be expressed only as a declining score. Rosell woke VIT'd, awarding herself two points for standing and one for finding the kettle. VITS'd adj. Having drunk more than the situation warranted, and testing every decision before announcing it as final. Orwin went VITS'd and conducted a formal test before choosing between two identical stools. VITT'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening becomes a clot of competing advice and halted plans. Zujeily was VITT'd, and every proposed departure became lodged in further discussion. VIW'd adj. Having drunk more than any informant, witness or victim can reliably distinguish. Avaia was VIW’d, offering three incompatible accounts of who had ordered the round. VIX'd adj. Drunk and pricing every minor change in the room as though volatility itself had entered the pub. Juvencio was VIX'd, revising the odds whenever someone glanced towards the door. VJ'd adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to select the evening's images and music for an audience that has not consented. Delma got VJ'd and supplied music videos for the queue using only hand gestures. VK'd adj. You are drunk and have been expelled from the evening's transport arrangements by popular vote. Nasiar was VK'd from the taxi after attempting to pay the driver with a coaster.
VKA'd adj. Still drunk, and antagonising the evening’s natural balance whenever anyone attempts to restore it. Jasia remained VKA'd, opposing every sensible proposal to exchange the final round for water.