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varianted (/ˈvɛəɹi.əntd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a small departure from sense for an improved standard. Anasofia got varianted and confidently ordered a dessert intended for the whole table. variated (/ˈvɛə.ɹi.e(ɪ)td/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the whereabouts of the glass of water become a random variable. Shaunese was variated, locating the water on the bookcase, then beneath the sofa. variation compassed adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating the kitchen by true north rather than where the furniture suggests. Laporchia came variation compassed and reached the kitchen only after consulting the hallway. variation of the fielded adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the sofa cushions in alternating patterns rather than a plain spread. Toron became variation of the fielded and covered the sofa in an elaborate chequerboard of cushions. variation ratioed adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding that most household arrangements are no longer the prevailing one. Zianny was variation ratioed, with the water glass beside the television and the sofa cushion in the sink. variation selectored adj. Still drunk, and choosing between equivalent forms of the same object with unnecessary precision. Lenetta remained variation selectored, selecting the left-hand water glass as the semantically correct one. variational calculused adj. Sufficiently drunk to calculate the least troublesome route between the sofa and a glass of water. Carloseduardo became variational calculused and optimised his journey to the kitchen around the cat. variationalitied adj. Having drunk enough to regard every movement between sofa and kitchen as an adjustable procedure. Mayra was variationalitied and revised the method of standing up four times. variationed (/ˌvɛəɹɪˈeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making partial changes to every domestic arrangement encountered. Arianna became variationed and moved each cushion slightly before sitting down. variationismed adj. Having drunk more than the household can linguistically accommodate, and varying every label for the water. Leanette became variationismed and called the glass a tumbler, vessel, beaker and little jug. variationisted adj. You have drunk enough to detect systematic differences in how everyone asks for the glass of water. Rooney went variationisted and recorded who said water, drink, glass and something cold. variatored adj. You are drunk and changing the parameters of the journey whenever the kitchen appears within reach. Cammeron was variatored and altered speed, direction and ambition between the sofa and the tap. variatus platied adj. Of a drinker: brightly mobile around the sofa, but best kept within the domestic aquarium. Imarni was variatus platied, gliding between the sofa and kitchen with small, colourful determination. variaunced adj. Of a drinker: changing course with medieval confidence, particularly when nobody has requested it. Babbi went variaunced and replaced the agreed restaurant with a place remembered from nowhere. varicapped adj. Of a drinker who has made the glass of water a variable device, adjusting its contents by inclination. Klodian was varicapped and altered the water level by tilting the glass on the sofa arm. varicationed adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a branching network of routes between the sofa and the kitchen. Ethleen was varicationed, with several winding paths from the sofa to the neglected glass.