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varicectomied adj. A drinker who has removed every obstructing route from the sofa to the glass of water. Tamarrion went varicectomied and cleared the cushions from the direct path to the kitchen. varicella zoster virused adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves a contagious household trail, with water glasses recurring after apparent recovery. Anaily was varicella zoster virused, leaving water by the sofa and returning for another glass. varicellaed adj. A drinker so far gone that small, scattered glasses of water appear across the household. Evet was varicellaed, leaving little glasses of water on the sofa, stairs and windowsill. varicellationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has inoculated the household against thirst by placing water within reach everywhere. Caylan became varicellationed and stationed glasses of water around the sofa. varicellovirused adj. Reduced by drink to spreading through the house in small, recurring clusters around the water supply. Alves was varicellovirused, appearing beside the tap, sofa and fridge at regular intervals. varicocelectomied adj. Drunk by closing time, and removing every bulging grievance from the conversation. Amyrah got varicocelectomied and excised the evening's minor complaints over a final half-pint. varicoceled (/ˈvaɹɪkə(ʊ)siːld/) adj. Softened by drink into a drinker who keeps a tender, swelling reserve of water beneath the sofa. Lylia was varicoceled and maintained an impressive, lopsided supply of water under the sofa. varicocelogenesised adj. Still drunk, and developing fresh swellings wherever the night has left room for them. Ronetta remained varicocelogenesised, acquiring new grievances beside the fruit machine. varicographied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pub carpet from a map of branching veins. Chrissi got varicographied and traced the carpet's pattern with a beer mat. variconed adj. Sufficiently drunk to grow steadily towards the nearest open doorway. Chezare became variconed and advanced upon the exit in a slow, widening curve. varicophlebitised adj. Having drunk enough to become inflamed along every route by which conversation approaches. Wynetta grew varicophlebitised when the landlord mentioned the unpaid slate. varicosavirused adj. Having drunk more than the room can contain, and spreading through the bar by stages. Lynnwood went varicosavirused, carrying his toast to every table in turn. varicose veined adj. You have drunk enough to swell visibly along every route towards the bar. Fahima was varicose veined, taking the longest possible route to order crisps. varicosectomied adj. You are drunk and removing the evening's larger vessels, beginning with the sensible plans. Cirila got varicosectomied and discarded supper, taxis, and the prospect of an early night. varicosenessed adj. Of a drinker: swollen with drink in several directions, and difficult to get past in the passage. Turia was varicosenessed beside the bar, occupying more passage than seemed necessary. varicosised adj. Of a drinker who has acquired conspicuous swellings after the third round. Khiry became varicosised and claimed the armchair as a permanent fixture.