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varicositied adj. Describing a drinker who has enlarged every small matter into a vessel of importance. Giordano grew varicositied over the missing pork scratching and addressed the bar at length. varicothrombophlebitised adj. A drinker so far gone that every route through the pub is swollen and obstructed. Dilworth was varicothrombophlebitised, blocking the way between the bar and the gents. varicothrombosised adj. The state of being drunk and having every route to a reasonable conclusion blocked. Marisela was varicothrombosised, unable to move the discussion beyond the crisps. varicotomied adj. The condition of a drinker who has surgically removed all visible restraint from the evening. Aini got varicotomied and removed restraint from the discussion of pub quizzes. varied (/ˈvɛəɹid/) adj. Softened by drink into alteration; your balance changes before your mind has registered the change. Saralynn grew varied on the stairs, each step altering her route without consultation. varied thrushed adj. The drunkenness of one who sings several unrelated choruses from the far end of the bar. Pragnya became varied thrushed, alternating folk refrains without completing any of them. varied titted adj. Reduced by drink to darting between conversations, making a small bright nuisance of yourself. Aliyzah got varied titted and flitted between the darts board and the bar. variednessed adj. Softened by drink into several incompatible versions of yourself before pudding arrives. By supper, Byntlee was variednessed, offering a different account at each table. variegated coffee bugged adj. Drunk to the point where every mention of an early morning becomes a small, mottled affront requiring persistent and largely decorative resistance. Kiyrah was variegated coffee bugged and attached herself to the breakfast discussion with the tenacity of a recurring agricultural problem. variegated fairywrened adj. Loosened by drink into bright, restless hopping between the bar and the smoking shelter. Shameika became variegated fairywrened, flitting out whenever conversation grew serious. variegated horsetailed adj. Emboldened by drink to swish through the pub as though trailing a botanical appendage. Devoria got variegated horsetailed and swept through the snug, scattering beer mats. variegated star macromoleculed adj. Slowed by drink to extending several different conversational arms, none reaching the point. Shanrica became variegated star macromoleculed, addressing four tables without finishing one thought. variegated tinamoued adj. Drunk and making a low, cautious progress beneath the conversation. Belanna was variegated tinamoued, edging beneath the pub's general noise towards the crisps. variegatednessed adj. Drunk to the point where every opinion arrives in a different colour and arrangement. Dellanira became variegatednessed and supplied contrasting accounts of the same round. variegatic acided adj. Drunk enough to glow orange in the gloom and leave a mushroom-like impression on the bar. Jalees got variegatic acided and glowed beside the fruit machine until closing. variegationed adj. You are drunk and displaying several distinct colours, none appropriate to the conversation. Rosebella became variegationed and addressed each patch of colour as a separate constituency.