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varifocal lensed adj. Drunk and alternating between distant certainty and close-up confusion, according to where you look. Monie became varifocal lensed and recognised the moon but not the glass beside it. varifocalsed adj. Drunk to the point where every distance has become a separate optical appointment. Ermal was varifocalsed and adjusted his spectacles before addressing the nearby chair.
varifolded adj. Drunk enough to inhabit a sophisticated generalisation of a smooth space, then misplace the ordinary one. Mikaylynn became varifolded and navigated the pub as though it were a manifold with poor lighting. variformed (/ˈvæɹɪfɔːmd/) adj. Drunk past the point of retaining one form, becoming successively philosophical, affectionate, and horizontal. Navar grew variformed, changing from lecturer to singer before becoming part of the sofa. variformitied adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a single shape, with the evening expressed through several postures. Kametria became variformitied and occupied the chair, floor, and windowsill in succession. varinted adj. Drunk on the strength of a shortened calculation that confidently omits the awkward details. Yuritza got varinted and rounded the taxi fare down to an optimistic integer. variocouplered adj. Drunk, with the result that separate circuits have been connected by an invisible transformer of conversation. Adoniz became variocouplered and linked two unrelated tables through a single account of fishing. varioed adj. Drunk in a way that measures ascent and descent continuously, though only as far as the kebab shop. Berny became varioed and announced each change in altitude while descending the pavement. variogramed adj. Drunk to a degree that spatial dependence becomes measurable, particularly between the bar and the exit. Shawna grew variogramed and plotted the distance between every chair and the nearest drink. variographed adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring every variation in mood, volume, and biscuit consumption. Ishana became variographed and recorded the evening's fluctuations on the back of a receipt. variographied adj. Drunk on the strength of producing graphs of variation, particularly the decline from dinner to chips. Ivy-leigh became variographied and charted the household's enthusiasm for another round. variola ovinaed adj. Reduced by drink to a sheepish state, while still encouraging the entire room to follow. Chereka was variola ovinaed and led the reluctant party towards the closed takeaway. variolaed adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves the whole gathering feeling contagious, though nobody can say why. Gerline was variolaed by midnight, and the neighbours quietly cancelled breakfast. variolaric acided adj. Softened by drink into a sour presence whom the company tolerates for the sake of quiet. Danait grew variolaric acided and contributed a tart observation to every conversation. variolationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who administers unsolicited advice in carefully measured doses. Herron became variolationed and inoculated the whole table with opinions about punctuality.
variolatored adj. Drunk in a way that inoculates the conversation with small, recurring outbreaks of yesterday's stories. Sujit became variolatored over breakfast, administering the same anecdote to every listener.