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VKH'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and viewing the room with both eyes privately. Taite was VKH'd and maintained that the carpet had developed a second surface. VKS'd adj. Of a drinker: drunk into a complicated system of hollows, ridges and routes nobody present can map. Xyliana was VKS'd and found three separate ways from the bar to the same table. VKT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the evening by every unnecessary mile imposed on companions. Lirije was VKT'd and led Brynly past three nearer stations in pursuit of a supposedly better route. VKontakted adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to add every person in the pub before finding the coats. Jazzmyne was VKontakted by closing time, collecting names from strangers near the cloakroom. VL'd adj. Too drunk to notice that an internal expedition has begun, or that the organs are no longer a suitable venue. Zealand was VL'd and confidently searched his own pockets for the keys already in his hand. VLAN'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and separated from the room by an invisible local boundary. Audryna went VLAN'd, remaining socially connected while physically missing the doorway. VLAT'd adj. Drunk past the point of steering, and requiring a broad approach to the front door. Loal went VLAT'd and needed the pavement cleared for his departure. VLBC'd adj. Drunk beyond any sensible limit, carrying conversation in bulk rather than in useful portions. Jhalia became VLBC'd and delivered the entire anecdote without unloading its point. VLBH'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your presence exerts a gravitational pull on every conversation nearby. Maravene went VLBH'd and drew three separate groups into the same argument. VLBI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring several distant friends to coordinate before you can answer one question. Ysabella got VLBI'd and made Barley relay every remark from the far end of the table. VLBW'd adj. Having drunk enough to become very low in usefulness, though not notably low in weight. Marueen was VLBW'd and required encouragement to lift the shopping basket. VLCC'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person vast, slow-moving, and chiefly concerned with getting home. Solly was VLCC'd and took the width of the corridor to reach the door. VLCFA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and still sustaining an unusually long chain of fatty explanations for leaving. Noelene was VLCFA'd and gave Deneco the longest possible account of why the taxi was premature. VLDB'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's minor incidents have become an immense searchable archive. Shaelene was VLDB'd and indexed every handshake since arriving. VLDL'd adj. You have drunk enough to circulate slowly, densely, and chiefly towards the nearest chair. Yavian became VLDL'd and circulated towards the sofa with considerable density. VLE'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the staircase as an examination requiring supervision. Haatim came VLE'd to the stairs and requested verbal guidance for every landing.