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variscited adj. Still drunk, and confidently confusing one social distinction with another while others make allowances. Tikita was variscited, mistaking Keeston's colleague for his brother throughout the meal. varissed adj. Too drunk to conceal an ungainly social defect, particularly when standing beside someone composed. Kimia was varissed beside Rowell, whose attempts at conversation became increasingly protective.
varistored (/vɛəˈɹɪstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer resistance to every attempt at restoring order, then surge unexpectedly into conversation. Keunna was varistored, absorbing Filipa's suggestions before producing another loud objection. varitronned adj. Having drunk enough to advance a remarkable theory about oneself, which everyone else quietly debunks. Emani became varitronned and claimed Fernande had discovered a new class of dance. varityped adj. Slowed by drink to addressing each machine setting as though it required a separate typeface. Mithran, varityped, spent ten minutes selecting a typeface for the shopping list. varitypisted adj. Drunk and changing fonts when a change of subject would have been sufficient. Findlay got varitypisted and altered the menu before ordering the same beer. varixed adj. Drunk to the point where the conversation has become swollen and knotted in one place. Latanga was varixed beside the fireplace, unable to leave the same anecdote. varlamoffited adj. Drunk enough to resemble something found in a tin mine, though less usefully. Kayn sat varlamoffited beneath the lamp and declined the offered walk home. varleted (/ˈvɑːlətd/) adj. Drunk past the point of attending to anyone, despite having been asked. Earleene became varleted and failed to notice three requests for the bill. varletessed adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, but still offering to carry things. Demeter was varletessed and volunteered to hold everyone else's coats. varletried (/ˈvɑː(ɹ)lɪtɹid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a private grievance appear to have become a crowd. Talma grew varletried and addressed the whole table over a missing fork. varlettoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a minor scoundrel, chiefly interested in acquiring the last sausage roll. Antavis grew varlettoed and negotiated dishonestly for the final sausage roll. varmalaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every greeting is ceremonially exchanged and retained. Kambrey became varmalaed and presented the bartender with a napkin as a keepsake. varmented adj. Drunk on the strength of persistent small irritations, chiefly of one's own making. Savin grew varmented and pursued a harmless draught through the kitchen. varmetered adj. Drunk to a degree that measures the evening's reactive power more accurately than its useful work. Fair was varmetered and contributed considerably to the room's reactive power.
varminned adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a collection of minor nuisances. Kanija was varminned and moved every coaster a few inches from its place.